Barking mad? ... Sorry.

Congratulations on the only comment of this type to get thumbed up. (so far) haha. I'm thinking he woke him and the dog up and the dog barked. Or OP woke up barking. Either way it's funny.

I guess I'm not very original then...

Wait what...? it ISN'T normal to wake up barking? oh..

Jkr I don't know you tell me

Am I the only one that thought of family guy when I read this? (Brian farts himself awake)

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I was going to say the same thing. Damn you

19- whoosh

Missed it by that much...

Shouldn't of added the really impressive bit

Shouldn't have* added the incorrect use of "of".

Shouldn't have used you enter key randomly while posting just one sentence.

Wow, I was beaten out by 2 people **crawls under rock and thumbs down my own comment**

No need to get down on yourself, Patrick Star.

Yeah man. Getting down on yourself. That's just gross.

Rather than saying "Lololol see wat u did thr", to you, I'd say "Fuck you and your un-clever shit sense of humor."

#7, Only by a second. Chin up, in the Olympics this would get you a bronze medal. (And congrats on getting your FML posted.)

Damn I thought I was the first comment.. I guess 3 others posted the same shit while I was typing :/

You almost had it.

little late to the party

*you're

*You're.. My apologies.

You're really hot.

It took a really loud fart!

You're not supposed to have a comma after hopefully.

Wtf guys this isn't grammar class.

92- Either way is correct. The comma just demonstrates a slight pause.

It is...OP's dog does the same thing.

As everyone else said and was probably thinking, OP said he barked when he woke up.. That would be something an owner would get from the pet, not the other way around.. So that is probably what IDontWanna69 was talking about.