By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

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omg so sad hahahah YDI for farting while u sleep and being self-obsessed!!! :P

You probably fart in your sleep too. & where does it say anything about being self obsessed?

that's funny. take some beano?

Stupid questions deserve stupid answers ^^

this! why do women ask such stupid things?!

OP, stop farting!

Seriously? "Are you staring at me because you're in love?" The fact that YDI is THAT much sweeter because you felt the need to ask that.

Next time wait until he Fucking falls asleep and then give him a Dutch Oven!!!

I would have farted again after him saying that and said "oh" then roll over and go back to sleep!

Hey, the OP is a Canadian comic! :D Which is one more reason why her guy should've gutted her like a god-damn fish.

Fishing for compliments will get you pwned. :D

Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

I love living in reality world with my reality house, reality car and reality dog. Everything looks so real!!

Actually, my boyfriend watches me sleep all the time. But then again, he also compares himself to Edward Cullen a lot.

Jesus fucking Christ, will people STFU with the Twilight references already? I don't mean to come off as a bitch here, but S H U T T H E F U C K U P A B O U T I T, please.

Agree with Kay.

awww..thats cute!

Mhhm, Alexandra meet Melissa, and Melissa, meet Alexandra. Just wait 'til MercyFML arrives and we'll be all set.

Hell yeah it's creepy! Kinda reminds me of the movie 'Paranormal Activity' :o

The world is not Twilight. That's one good thing about the world.