By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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By  AmeOwl  |  0

Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

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By  AmeOwl  |  0

Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

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  KaySL  |  24

Jesus fucking Christ, will people STFU with the Twilight references already? I don't mean to come off as a bitch here, but S H U T T H E F U C K U P A B O U T I T, please.