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beeferjay
| 34
They say cats protect from evil spirits... Maybe you let out some demons without knowing it
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
What a cat-astrophe.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
What a cat-astrophe.
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thelittlem
| 15
cat-ass-trophe
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
No, that crosses into extreme Dad joke territory, and I'm nowhere near close to being a dad, so I kept the pun simple.
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beeferjay
| 34
They say cats protect from evil spirits... Maybe you let out some demons without knowing it
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John Nemeth
| 14
And thus the term
“Fart like an Egyptian was born!”
“Fart like an Egyptian was born!”
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Glowworm56
| 25
Curiosity may have killed the cat but he'll be damned if your fart kills him!
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RichardPencil
| 29
It’s amazing that cats instinctively go for the blowhole!
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Sounds like the premise of a half-assed country song.
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Abbusser
| 9
Did your husband then claw and bite your bum? You startled him too...
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acmariner99
| 24
Cat: 1, Bum: 0
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Madrias
| 36
The cat was just trying to save you from having another fart attack.
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TCRII
| 29
Your cat knows that you should never trust a fart.
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Tarlachia
| 33
Since cats typically nocturnal, maybe he was trying to shut off the alarm with his eyes still closed?
Cat: “Fuck, fuck! Where is it?! So damn loud! Shut up!”
Cat: “Fuck, fuck! Where is it?! So damn loud! Shut up!”