By Anonymous - 23/7/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Threat Neutralized

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
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By  Tarlachia  |  33

Since cats typically nocturnal, maybe he was trying to shut off the alarm with his eyes still closed?

Cat: “Fuck, fuck! Where is it?! So damn loud! Shut up!”