By BurnBabyBurn - 22/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Roberta

Today, after stopping to pick up dinner at a fast food joint, I got a nosebleed. I immediately reached into the bag to grab napkins and began stuffing them up my nose, only to find out too late that a mustard packet had burst in the bag. FML
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species4872 19

You mustard hated that.

I seriously doubt they had the time to check with their nose bleeding and all.

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That's why you check it first? lol

I seriously doubt they had the time to check with their nose bleeding and all.

Wait so are you saying that you put a mustard covered napkin up your nose? Or just that the mustard just burst all over your food?

Hmm, I wonder why this is an FML.. Oh, I know!

species4872 19

You mustard hated that.

Why the dislikes? #1 is right

The dislikes for #1 are because if you have a nosebleed, you don't stop to think before you get tissues. You usually panic and grab whatever you can without looking.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ouch. That sucks.

If you have a nosebleed the answer is not to poupon your nose.

Lies, you poupon EVERYTHING!

Bloody mustard sound like that might burn your nose.

I actually flinched; just the thought of that sensation is unbearable.

Oh my goodness!! You poor thing!

Oh my goodness!! You poor thing!