Drunk hookup ends with a… bang

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, he wrecked your asshole during your hook-up so he'll understand if it can't hold in some excess gas.

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KhalisKat 6

Does nobody understand that the fart happened while asleep? How many people have that level of self-control that they can stop themselves doing things while sleeping? Truly, you people here are super-human. Kudos!

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

wow he's a keeper if he didn't leave after you farted

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RichardPencil 30

Hopefully, he wrecked your asshole during your hook-up so he'll understand if it can't hold in some excess gas.

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KhalisKat 6

Does nobody understand that the fart happened while asleep? How many people have that level of self-control that they can stop themselves doing things while sleeping? Truly, you people here are super-human. Kudos!

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Seeya55 31

Did you know there have been women who broke up with their boyfriends because the BF was sleep talking in their sleep and said another girls name? And that other girl was just their mom/sister? Humans are stupid either way!

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DogStew 20

That’s hot! Mostly because it’s a funny story that would never het old.

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