By Iguana - 12/09/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oromocto

By Iguana - 12/09/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oromocto
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Sounds like the same boyfriend who wanted to test water displacement in the bathtub with his girlfriend.
This girl should perhaps take her boyfriend more literally.
32: I don't know what you're talking about. My penis is green, scaly, cold, and grows up to 1.5 meters long, doesn't yours?
Sheldon Cooper returns! But seriously OP, who calls their dick a lizard?
41-Actually, mine has this weird flare at the end, and every girl dropped dead after 5 days of agonizing pain.
Also sounds like the guy who got aroused from a chipmunk running around in his pants.
Wow?!? You don't like Igunas?
Probably not inside of her.
What the **** is an Iguna?
He means iguanas.
Well what were you expecting?;)
A penis.
Hopefully his actual penis has less bumps...
Oh I don't know about that... A girl could have a lot of fun with a bumpy penis...
I meant a ribbed condom. Lol
#23 you have a bumpy penis?
"Ribbed."
"ribbed for her pleasure eeewwwww" lol
I would have been pretty excited anyway. Iguanas are cool.
If only all women were excited about that!
That's a new one. How many euphemisms are out there?
What if she doesn't have a cat, though? (And borrowing one would just be silly)
Everbody! I give you Buuuzzzz Killington!!
*canned applause*
Wasn't being a 'buzzkill', just a realist. Big difference. :)
This is not a fml....
And yet it's on the FML website.
Iguanas are cool.
for some reason, I read your comment in Butthead's voice. It made it so much better. ;)
All lizards are amazing. If I had a boyfriend, and he had an Iguana, I'd probably spend more time with the Iguana...
Maybe that's why you don't have a boyfriend.. Also why don't you just buy one yourself..?
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Sounds like the same boyfriend who wanted to test water displacement in the bathtub with his girlfriend.
I would have been pretty excited anyway. Iguanas are cool.