This girl should perhaps take her boyfriend more literally.

Or she can stop assuming that everything a guy eludes to has to do with sex?

A lizard is a strange way to describe his dong anyway, but FYL OP.

32: I don't know what you're talking about. My penis is green, scaly, cold, and grows up to 1.5 meters long, doesn't yours?

Sheldon Cooper returns! But seriously OP, who calls their dick a lizard?

Nice shark pic

Maybe OP confused it with "Hey want to play with my wizard?"

32 - Well people do sometimes say they need to "drain the lizard".

Sorry, I know what you're thinking, but it can't be the same person making stuff up. Water displacement girl lives in Maryland, USA, Iguana girl lives in New Brunswick, Canada.

41-Actually, mine has this weird flare at the end, and every girl dropped dead after 5 days of agonizing pain.

You're a lizard Harry!

I'm a what? :)

Also sounds like the guy who got aroused from a chipmunk running around in his pants.

111 - Wasn't it a gerbil?

Probably not inside of her.

17...What? What?

What the fuck is an Iguna?

He means iguanas.

A penis.

Hopefully his actual penis has less bumps...

Oh I don't know about that... A girl could have a lot of fun with a bumpy penis...

Genital warts don't sound all that fun, 23.

I meant a ribbed condom. Lol

Ripped condom? How is that even funny?

#23 you have a bumpy penis?

"Ribbed."

"ribbed for her pleasure eeewwwww" lol

i think calling manly parts a lizard sounds a little gross and wouldnt at all be a turn on.. thats my veiw as a girl

Lost count.

What if she doesn't have a cat, though? (And borrowing one would just be silly)

Everbody! I give you Buuuzzzz Killington!!

*canned applause*

Wasn't being a 'buzzkill', just a realist. Big difference. :)

And yet it's on the FML website.

for some reason, I read your comment in Butthead's voice. It made it so much better. ;)

Maybe that's why you don't have a boyfriend.. Also why don't you just buy one yourself..?