By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
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Wizardo 33

The fart probably was a made of 2 week old food stuck in her fat encrusted gut, obese people need to sort it out with their bumper car looking arses.

TheForgetfulOne 12

Do people not know how to say 'Excuse me" anymore ?


Wizardo 33

The fart probably was a made of 2 week old food stuck in her fat encrusted gut, obese people need to sort it out with their bumper car looking arses.

If that happened to me I would be beyond pissed off. To fart in a strangers face? When they're eating? I mean come on...

Probably wasn't even a fart. Just trapped air escaping from fat-folds.

Sinamoi 18

The imagery in this thread is beyond disturbing.

Welcome to the darkest depths of imagination that is FML.

Wizardo 33

Welcome to FML #41, where the humour is dark and sadistic and the threads are made from the devils hair itself...

ardencred 7

Maybe the fart began 2 weeks ago in her big ass and finally made it to the butthole

i'm wondering if I'm going to have an fml in the near boyfriend's last name is whipple, he isn't with his ex wife, but they are still technically married :S

slappygecko 21

The only thing it'll boost is the methane levels.

Not exactly what you want from some obese and ignorant sod.

I wouldn't necessarily call the woman ignorant.

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before people start coming down on me with oh no its not her fault it's hard to lose weight or its genetics bullshit and I'm not referring to people who are chunky or pudgy or slightly overweight I'm referring to the 300 400 pound plus crowd I just don't understand how someone could let themselves go that badly years ago I gained a chunk of weight and hit 200 pounds and that was more than I was comfortable weighing so I change my lifestyle and I lost weight and I'm pretty damn lazy so if I can do it then these people just must not even be trying (OK I've said my piece commence hating me now)

Medd_fml 13

But how much brain power do you really need to think: "Maybe I shouldn't fart on these people and their food."?

Actually #29, I completely agree with you. I have no idea how people let themselves go so much, and to blame genetics is simply an excuse. And then there's the "big is beautiful" excuse...Just go to the gym for about a month and your lives will improve tenfold...not like being obese is healthy anyways -.-

I have to agree. I could understand being a little overweight because that's okay. But when It's to the point where you're risking your health and your life. That's when you need to do something about. Even just eating better would help. Just saying when I normally see obese people eating-It's fast food or nothing but garbage. That's not helping themselves!

29 are you retarded? ever heard of something called an 'eating disorder'? try not being a completely intolerant hateful bitch, it can be rewarding.

try I was bulimic for 3 years and being 100lbs overweight and eating fast food every day isn't an eating disorder its stupidity

This is why I hate obese hamplanets. Especially when they expect to treated the same as human beings who are actually normal. Some enormous girl tried to get into a club that I was promoting the other weekend, the landwhales was like "WHYY NOHTT??" and the bouncer was just shaking his head, and we were all thinking "Because you cant even fit through the door you disgusting-..." And I wont finish the rest.

Wizardo 33

Someone had everything at the food court including the Taco Bell, how do you think she looks like Jabba the Hutt?

Not too hard to guess she had the bean soup..

TheForgetfulOne 12

Do people not know how to say 'Excuse me" anymore ?

RedPillSucks 31

You mean before or after? An "Excuse me" would be insufficient in this case however. Simple decency would have suggested she find another path that she can fit through and hold the farts for the bathroom.

TheForgetfulOne 12

As in she didn't say "Excuse me" before pushing past them. Saying it after doesn't cut it.

wednesdaychica06 9

I would have said "I'm outrageous" like aunty mama from the Cleveland show

jw90 18

Yea that's just nasty. Obese people need to take better care of themselves. Especially if they can help been drastically overweight.

What a delight... I'm sure with her diet it smelled extra pungent.

Way to get gas and indigestion eating at the food court..! FYL.