By Grandson /
Thursday 7 November 2013 05:52 /
United States - Ontario
I'm only here so I won't get fined
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100 kick-ass comments
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I agree, my mouse works.
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The return of the thumb
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50 favorites
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One more and it's business time
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By Madster15 /
Sunday 15 September 2013 06:05 /
Australia - Melbourne
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
By apparentlyugly - /
Sunday 26 April 2009 16:49 /
United States
By no life to fuck :/ - /
Friday 30 August 2013 23:37 /
United States - Berkeley
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
By nicholascageonyourface - /
Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 /
United States - Papillion