By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 171
You deserved it 2 856

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saIty 17

It's a miracle she's alive. Some old people cut the cheese so hard they blow up.


You really didn't claim it in public when it was that noticeable? Fyl

Just jokingly say something like "those burritos were good last night" Problem solved

I would have just laughed and explained what happened.

xDefendPopPunkx 14

Wisdom may come with age, but I guess manners don't.

Dang she dealt it like a boss then. Learn from her grace.

eminemchick 19

thank you 22 now "like a boss" is stuck in my head

I would have punched the bitch in her face!

xDefendPopPunkx 14

21, that is an amazing The Wonder Years song. Sorry, my pop punk addiction got the best of me. Back to topic, yeah old people can be so rude. That is what we're talking about, right?

Lol the scene playing in my head is freaking hilarious...

21- I thought more of emmure when I saw that.

adropofpeace 8

Hey, look on the bright side OP, everyone on FML believes you're innocent :)

Laurenlou 24

Gosh. You gotta love old people.(:

NTimmy 2

I did the same to my little sister :)

bitches ain't the same these days. back in my day if you wanted a sammich the bitch would bring you one! now, the damn feminists run the place! if I want a sammich I have to drive to the damn deli, pay 5 dollars, and only then do I get my sammich!.....goddamn feminists!

Uraharas_Bankai 1

The daily life an old person, annoying the hell out of anyone younger than them

I'd do the same and so would you and everyone else it's human nature.

22cute 17

Ah, farting in public, one of the well earned rights of growing old.

Zeek63 0

Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay that was titled "Fart Proudly" so ya piece of history class on FML

DeathMaple 3

You gotta watch out for those "sweet old ladies."

#4, she passed wind AND passed the buck, so to speak. I think that was the pun #3 was aiming for.

QueenQuay77 10

she did a classic move, that's hilarious. she departed after she farted lmao!!!

I admit, FYL. old people these days. :/ I guess they get some "skills" at fooling ppl with age lol.

Eggers 2

Kids these days. lacking a sense of humor. your comment no es bueno

crazychick1269 7

So you don't love old people? Only old old people.

crazychick1269 7

no sorry I had a blonde moment and like totally screwed up!

Killerturtle 11

I can't help to laugh when old people fart uncontrollably :/

horsegirl331 6

My grandma always does fart!

How is this an fml? So what? People thought you farted, boo hoo.

Tell them you have Tourettes of the ass.

nixter5 18
just_a_dude_ 0

"did your ass just call me Bob Saget?"

saIty 17

It's a miracle she's alive. Some old people cut the cheese so hard they blow up.