By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML
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it happens... once i was talking to these guys and my friend came from behind me and scared me... i let it ripped... oh i am a girl... oh they heard...

You should have clapped your hands at the same time and the lady would have thought she earned an applause-break for her comedy act.

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it happens... once i was talking to these guys and my friend came from behind me and scared me... i let it ripped... oh i am a girl... oh they heard...

You should have clapped your hands at the same time and the lady would have thought she earned an applause-break for her comedy act.

Since when are people so dramatic about their farts?! Enough of these FMLs thanks....

So what did she tell you that was so funny?

i found that the easiest thing to do in a situation like this one, is to squeeze it out as slowly and silent as possible whilst also pressing your butt cheeks together, while also trying not to do anything else at the same time,