By combovercaiti_
Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML
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By  SaintPanda  |  1

i found that the easiest thing to do in a situation like this one, is to squeeze it out as slowly and silent as possible whilst also pressing your butt cheeks together, while also trying not to do anything else at the same time,