Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a...

By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Jogger - 19/08/2020 14:01

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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lucie91_fml 12

Friday 25 January 2019 14:05

it happens... once i was talking to these guys and my friend came from behind me and scared me... i let it ripped... oh i am a girl... oh they heard...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 25 January 2019 16:04

You should have clapped your hands at the same time and the lady would have thought she earned an applause-break for her comedy act.

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lucie91_fml 12

Friday 25 January 2019 14:05

it happens... once i was talking to these guys and my friend came from behind me and scared me... i let it ripped... oh i am a girl... oh they heard...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 25 January 2019 16:04

You should have clapped your hands at the same time and the lady would have thought she earned an applause-break for her comedy act.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 26 January 2019 18:18

Since when are people so dramatic about their farts?! Enough of these FMLs thanks....

zuckerburg 21

Monday 28 January 2019 10:08

So what did she tell you that was so funny?

SaintPanda 1

Saturday 2 February 2019 22:48

i found that the easiest thing to do in a situation like this one, is to squeeze it out as slowly and silent as possible whilst also pressing your butt cheeks together, while also trying not to do anything else at the same time,