By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML
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  Bosia  |  0

Hm. When I let one rip in public, I blame it on the dog — I bring that guy everywhere with me. Maybe I should consider getting a daughter, instead.

  Annies  |  13

Same- my mom would make fart noises and then blame them on me. In public. it was not funny the first time and I’d repeatedly tell her to stop and it makes me uncomfortable, but she just kept on...

By  Dibman  |  3

Poor you. My dad does shit like that all the time except my sisters always get away with it and i'm the one who gets the blame :( I know how you feel lol

By  DakotaCat  |  4

Blaming a fart on your daughter is like blaming a bald asian man for leaving his blond hair on the carpet. No ones gunna believe him cuz we know it's biologically impossible for girls to fart