FML : Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 January 2010 13:44 / United States

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By zom_fml | 10

#780332 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s

That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

By Jayjay210 | 0

#780269 - Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2....
otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

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By ahmziii | 0

#780263 - Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

oii that sucks

NatDancer2010 | 0

#1030536 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 4:13

umm weird and disgusting

stepherz89 | 17

#5573113 - Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:12

What the fuck is wrong with ppl?!!

By saranottelling | 7

#780264 - Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

Ew.... That must have spoiled your appetite and the appetite of everyone there.

By Jayjay210 | 0

#780269 - Sunday 17 January 2010 19:57

Lmfao, @ #2....
otherwise, punch them and say "wtf, Disgusting"

stopreadingmynam | 0

#1157675 - Thursday 29 July 2010 18:30

lol, 3, that's wat I would do

By perdix | 29

#780289 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:01

I'd imagine that the vomit was probably tastier and cleaner than most of the food served in the food court.

FernandoTorres_fml | 0

#780550 - Sunday 17 January 2010 22:04

Really? I thought it was the same thing...

heyy331111 | 0

#952344 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:56

hahahahahaha

giggles518 | 0

#3699693 - Thursday 8 December 2011 1:40

-.-

By MikesterJ | 0

#780300 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:03

So... did you open your mouth?

By awesome576 | 0

#780316 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:06

ewwwwwwwww

By zom_fml | 10

#780332 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:09

Who on earth put YDI? :s

That's really gross.. are they now an ex-friend?

By yermaw | 0

#780340 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:13

bet they felt really bad after that.

that is reaally disgusting though :|

By anela_fml | 0

#780344 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:16

ohhh I'd freak out lol

By joshhh11 | 0

#780348 - Sunday 17 January 2010 20:17

why do people put vote YDI on stuff like this!?! anyway, that's really gross and messes up man

alexblue | 5

#781941 - Monday 18 January 2010 12:01

people are stupid

born_to_lose_fml | 5

#782047 - Monday 18 January 2010 13:44

agreed

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