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By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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Wizardo 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 11:52

The fart probably was a made of 2 week old food stuck in her fat encrusted gut, obese people need to sort it out with their bumper car looking arses.

TheForgetfulOne 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 12:12

Do people not know how to say 'Excuse me" anymore ?

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TehGinga94 21

Monday 1 July 2013 7:59

*cringe* oh, you poor souls.

Broc831 6

Monday 1 July 2013 8:45

How classy.

haha_goodone 3

Monday 1 July 2013 20:55

"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

Ubehage 32

Monday 1 July 2013 20:55

I would have yelled at her, right there, telling her how nasty she is. No need to be nice; she wasn't...

Sugarfur 2

Monday 1 July 2013 21:37

I don't know why you needed to point out her body image, prick. You deserve it and I hope it happens to you more often.

katt_is_here 24

Monday 8 July 2013 3:19

^probably fat. Why would someone sitting in a food court deserve to be farted on by a whale?

AestheticGuy 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 7:10

Body image matters, if you're lazy and disgusting and piggy enough to turn yourself into a small planet, then you deserve any ridicule you get.

AshAsh014 4

Monday 1 July 2013 23:01

I think I'm gunna be sick

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Tuesday 2 July 2013 1:05

What the **** is wrong with people these days?

lifestory2 5

Friday 5 July 2013 20:18

Uncool.

PippaButtertubs 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:12

wow, laughed so hard i think i peed myself lol

PippaButtertubs 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 19:02

Sorry, did not know rules, first comment. But really, that is just funny. Sorry it happened to you.

slothstronaught 11

Wednesday 25 May 2016 0:26

You just won this website with that last sentence lol.

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