By whipplewhip - 30/06/2013 04:21 - United States

Today, my husband and I were at the mall, and decided to have a snack at the food court. As we ate, an obese woman squeezed past our table, butt facing us. Just when her ass-cheeks slid past our heads, she let out a horrific fart that my father would be proud of. FML
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Wizardo 33

The fart probably was a made of 2 week old food stuck in her fat encrusted gut, obese people need to sort it out with their bumper car looking arses.

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TheForgetfulOne 12

Do people not know how to say 'Excuse me" anymore ?

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haha_goodone 3

"Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

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Ubehage 32

I would have yelled at her, right there, telling her how nasty she is. No need to be nice; she wasn't...

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Sugarfur 2

I don't know why you needed to point out her body image, prick. You deserve it and I hope it happens to you more often.

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katt_is_here 24

^probably fat. Why would someone sitting in a food court deserve to be farted on by a whale?

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AestheticGuy 21

Body image matters, if you're lazy and disgusting and piggy enough to turn yourself into a small planet, then you deserve any ridicule you get.

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PieknyCzlowiek 7

What the **** is wrong with people these days?

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PippaButtertubs 15

wow, laughed so hard i think i peed myself lol

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PippaButtertubs 15

Sorry, did not know rules, first comment. But really, that is just funny. Sorry it happened to you.

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slothstronaught 11

You just won this website with that last sentence lol.

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