Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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Comments (80)
YellowKettleBell 31
Tell him it'll be double if he wants forgiveness, too.
Fmlsea 28
There's something wrong with this FML it should state soon to be ex husband not husband! Unless you are staying with him then I can see why you have so many YDI. you would be better off leaving him , even if you could forgive him whats stopping him from doing it again?
jmcr 27
You don't know how soon she posted this after she found out if im right divorce isnt a quick process but takes a good while to process
psycheiris13 20
Kick him to the curb!!
numberswoman 14
That's stupid. You're married, so it's already your money anyway! How can he "pay" you?
blackonblight 32
That's not always the case.
tehdarkness 21
It's the asshole tax. Obviously you should leave him but until you're ready start taxing him every-time he screws up.
yvening 2
I would have left his ass after finding oyt in the first place.
TheLadyOpal 30
OP might not have known before this, though. "Hey, baby, I banged my secretary, sorry about that, here's 50 bucks."
vikky538 28
take the money and use it for applying divorce ..
Axipiter 24
Go on, take the money and run!
joopjoop 19
hopefully it was enough to cover divorce costs and get someone a new living arrangement!
figgity83 15
Holy crap! That's rough, what a ahole!