By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
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Despereaux 15
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You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

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Articulation 12
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Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

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Despereaux 15
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You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

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miggles 16
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Well played pal... Very well played

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caohm 18

I'd hate to be the butt of all their jokes.

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Curlytwirly22 17
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#1 that's really funny and smart that's fmart

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lenalee96 22

A

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Rallred32 20
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On the bright side, at least OP wasn't stoned during the ID picture!

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lexiieeex3 32

I'd honestly just be BA and pretend you meant to take it that way. Own it OP.

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CurlyQute 17

Ask for a redo.

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extrasnipes 22
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Chances are op has but the boss won't let him or this wouldn't be an FML

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albinochipmunks 7
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#10 And where did you get this information from?

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mathen 9
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The comment doesn't imply that he knows it thus the 'chances are'

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SmokinGuns 13
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Take a nice picture of yourself and tape it over the bad picture.

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Articulation 12
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Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

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niallo 23
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Either that, or tell people you Did do it deliberately. Own the picture. You're stuck with it, so might as well own it.

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brainymes 30
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Just curious, how'd it end up that way? Sneeze gone bad? Haha

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Eivana 37
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This problem is surprisingly similar to the one Butters Stotch had.

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rkdstp1995 25
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i looked like a crackhead on my old drivers license. glad i dont have to wear one at my job...

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liuliuliu 10
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It's not funny thanks

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Rainhawk94 27

You're welcome

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nathansch 11
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Wow! I'm sorry:( your boss must really suck lol. Have you asked to get a replacement ID? That's a stupid question because you probably already have lol

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