By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 816
You deserved it 4 577

Same thing different taste

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You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

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You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.

caohm 18

I'd hate to be the butt of all their jokes.

#1 that's really funny and smart that's fmart

On the bright side, at least OP wasn't stoned during the ID picture!

lexiieeex3 32

I'd honestly just be BA and pretend you meant to take it that way. Own it OP.

Chances are op has but the boss won't let him or this wouldn't be an FML

#10 And where did you get this information from?

The comment doesn't imply that he knows it thus the 'chances are'

Take a nice picture of yourself and tape it over the bad picture.

Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?

Either that, or tell people you Did do it deliberately. Own the picture. You're stuck with it, so might as well own it.

Just curious, how'd it end up that way? Sneeze gone bad? Haha

This problem is surprisingly similar to the one Butters Stotch had.

i looked like a crackhead on my old drivers license. glad i dont have to wear one at my job...

Wow! I'm sorry:( your boss must really suck lol. Have you asked to get a replacement ID? That's a stupid question because you probably already have lol