Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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Comments (80)
FemskyD 26
See how high he goes.. Whatever you get now you wont have to chase him for when divorcing ;)
Xx_avis_xX 3
Dump his ass
Witchylady 17
Did it work? But in all seriousness tell him to sign the house and all his assets over to you. Kick him out and then tell him all the money sure helped in getting over his indiscretion so much so that you have forgotten who he is. Kick his ass to the curb preferably with a steel boot.
weveallbeenthere 30
everyone is posting she should take half his money in divorce. not every state gives the woman half. some states the parties get very minimal alimony and don't get the house either. she needs to do what is best for her.
TheSmelliestKid 4
YDI if you didn't take the money and tell him to f off
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Let your divorce lawyer send him a bill.
underthesea12 24
I hope the offer was half of everything.
itsjusttofunny 8
this could turn into one of those pornos where the women ties up her husband while faking something "kinky", then immediately a well hung man enters the room and screws her silly right in front of him! BOOYAAA
mata2 7
Sorry to hear OP. wtf is with the 601 ydi's ??
Fmlsea 28
because it says husband, not soon to be ex husband .so people would assume that she is still with him.
Blahblah9921 4
divorce him