Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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NyxWrath 20
Take the money and divorce the dumbass :) he's not worth the trouble
ScrabbleClare 3
Please, please go straight to chumplady.com. Fantastic advice for betrayed spouses. You will find everything you need to sort this out from that site, keeping your dignity and sanity intact. Best of luck.
mkcherry 14
Don't let your emotions get the best of you. Stay very calm and tell him you need time and distance but don't leave, leaving actually takes away a lot of the benefits you'd get in the eventual divorce. Organize your affairs, separate out your assets, save your money. If he's bribing you take the money, gifts you can pawn, vacation whatever you feel comfortable with and then when you're ready to get out of the relationship - ditch his ass like a bad habit. I usually don't advocate for being passive aggressive but he ended the marriage when he couldn't keep it in his pants. best of luck OP.
bluefrootloops 13
Ever heard of dogging or seen it in action?
tozizbeatz 3
take the money and go pick up male strippers
redwill85 10
What an asshole. Hope you are leaving that Dick wad.
Omniprism 14
Take it then dump him.
KingAbe88 12
It's not as bad as buying a guilty driven diamond ring like some celebrities do...
yellowpablo 21
Take money then divorce him and get more money
gabagabaheyu 10
take that money to pay for the divorse