Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Top comments
whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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Comments (80)
itgetsbetter1 0
Take the money for your lawyer!
itgetsbetter1 0
Actually I'm jealous. When I caught my ex husband all I got offered was a sorry as excuse! FML
SwisserSweets 5
Fkn no shame bastard! Off with his head!
iAshelle 11
You are better off without him. Someone who will be faithful to you :)
covertamerica 11
Negotiate a higher amount, and agree. Then leave his ass and buy ice cream and movies for your ladies. :)
LassiterX 8
Are you divorced yet?
poopface82 25
Hmph...is your husband Kobe Bryant by chance?
magnetic_aura 26
Accidentally clicked "you deserve it". Sorry, OP! Hope you took his money and used it to pay for a divorce attorney.
kenyrabit 25
...Sure, how's half in the settlement?
Tyrax 16
*snorts* With money from the joint account, I'm sure.