Miscellaneous: Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my...

By Pimp Daddy - 30/04/2017 20:00

Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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Etweens96 25

Sunday 30 April 2017 20:02

I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.

praahe 8

Sunday 30 April 2017 23:34

I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.

Comments

Etweens96 25

Sunday 30 April 2017 20:02

I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.

RockPrincess26 16

Sunday 30 April 2017 21:35

I agree. Let's see who laughs now.

Etweens96 25

Sunday 30 April 2017 21:36

Amen sista!

zeroramiro2 4

Monday 1 May 2017 2:14

Even better. Hire someone more expensive. It's hard to get a good price when the competition has been scared off.

gatorclay97 28

Sunday 30 April 2017 20:05

It is kinda funny

rodfergie 18

Sunday 30 April 2017 20:07

His wife probably made him quit, because it was true before.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 30 April 2017 21:56

What an a-hole! A laugh isn't worth the cost of the time and money this hassle has caused.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 30 April 2017 22:15

Yeah, that's not funny. Make your husband finish the rest of that job you paid good money for.

thunderniron 22

Sunday 30 April 2017 22:23

How's your husband with a hammer and saw?

mmjab 4

Sunday 30 April 2017 23:04

your husband, but his wife saw it??

TellyJ34 10

Sunday 30 April 2017 23:15

she hired a contractor & the contractors wife saw the check that said "sexual favors" on it.

praahe 8

Sunday 30 April 2017 23:34

I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 1 May 2017 4:44

Yeah I really hope hubby mans up and set this one right, could cause the poor guy all kinds of problems if his wife thinks he is cheating.

James C White II 8

Monday 1 May 2017 4:33

Both funny and tragic. Even worse if there were sexual favors

Pixiewolfe 46

Monday 1 May 2017 13:26

This is a FML for both the contractor and you. How insecure has his wife got to be to make him quit a paid job over a check? I hope your husband sets the record straight!