By Pimp Daddy - 30/04/2017 20:00

Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
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Etweens96 25
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I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.

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praahe 8
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I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.

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Etweens96 25
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I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.

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RockPrincess26 16
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I agree. Let's see who laughs now.

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zeroramiro2 4
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Even better. Hire someone more expensive. It's hard to get a good price when the competition has been scared off.

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gatorclay97 28
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It is kinda funny

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rodfergie 18
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His wife probably made him quit, because it was true before.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17
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What an a-hole! A laugh isn't worth the cost of the time and money this hassle has caused.

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Glowworm56 25
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Yeah, that's not funny. Make your husband finish the rest of that job you paid good money for.

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thunderniron 22
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How's your husband with a hammer and saw?

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mmjab 4
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your husband, but his wife saw it??

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TellyJ34 10
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she hired a contractor & the contractors wife saw the check that said "sexual favors" on it.

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praahe 8
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I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Yeah I really hope hubby mans up and set this one right, could cause the poor guy all kinds of problems if his wife thinks he is cheating.

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James C White II 8
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Both funny and tragic. Even worse if there were sexual favors

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Pixiewolfe 46
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This is a FML for both the contractor and you. How insecure has his wife got to be to make him quit a paid job over a check? I hope your husband sets the record straight!

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