Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my...

By Pimp Daddy - 30/4/2017 20:00

Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML

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By Etweens96 | 24

#7446871 - Sunday 30 April 2017 20:02

I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.

By gatorclay97 | 28

#7446877 - Sunday 30 April 2017 20:05

It is kinda funny

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By Etweens96 | 24

#7446871 - Sunday 30 April 2017 20:02

I think you should make your husband do the work since he thinks it's so funny.

RockPrincess26 | 16

#7446910 - Sunday 30 April 2017 21:35

I agree. Let's see who laughs now.

Etweens96 | 24

#7446911 - Sunday 30 April 2017 21:36

Amen sista!

zeroramiro2 | 4

#7447058 - Monday 1 May 2017 2:14

Even better. Hire someone more expensive. It's hard to get a good price when the competition has been scared off.

By gatorclay97 | 28

#7446877 - Sunday 30 April 2017 20:05

It is kinda funny

By rodfergie | 18

#7446882 - Sunday 30 April 2017 20:07

His wife probably made him quit, because it was true before.

By TheyCallMeDamien | 17

#7446928 - Sunday 30 April 2017 21:56

What an a-hole!

A laugh isn't worth the cost of the time and money this hassle has caused.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7446937 - Sunday 30 April 2017 22:15

Yeah, that's not funny. Make your husband finish the rest of that job you paid good money for.

By thunderniron | 22

#7446942 - Sunday 30 April 2017 22:23

How's your husband with a hammer and saw?

By mmjab | 4

#7446964 - Sunday 30 April 2017 23:04

your husband, but his wife saw it??

TellyJ34 | 10

#7446976 - Sunday 30 April 2017 23:15

she hired a contractor & the contractors wife saw the check that said "sexual favors" on it.

By praahe | 8

#7446996 - Sunday 30 April 2017 23:34

I really hope your husband went to the man's house and explained this to his wife. I'd had to think I ruined someone's marriage with a silly joke.

False_Stupidity | 41

#7447073 - Monday 1 May 2017 4:44

Yeah I really hope hubby mans up and set this one right, could cause the poor guy all kinds of problems if his wife thinks he is cheating.

By James C White II | 7

#7447071 - Monday 1 May 2017 4:33

Both funny and tragic. Even worse if there were sexual favors

By Pixiewolfe | 46

#7447268 - Monday 1 May 2017 13:26

This is a FML for both the contractor and you.
How insecure has his wife got to be to make him quit a paid job over a check?
I hope your husband sets the record straight!