Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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chocolatefrog28 29
I can only imagine he'll be paying a good deal more with the divorce proceedings. I'm sorry for you, OP. That's thoughtless and hurtful of him.
ea247 20
You mean EX-husband cheating should never be tolerated!! Not even for money
blancoing 14
well was it at least a good offer?
vlalam 24
Wow, just wow.. Please don't reproduce with him and pass down those genes to ur kids...
AgaveRat 5
Divorce attorney and alimony expenses add up quick... I don't blame him haha. His money would be better spent on some grand romantic gesture in an attempt to win back your trust. Cash is just lazy.
alphabetta 23
Take the money and use it to file a divorce against him C: EDIT: didn't look at the comments before I posted, I got ninja'd twice >_>
skipper2009 18
How much did you get?
ZorroRooster 19
Take the money and divorce his sorry ass anyway
worldclassrager 39
He can pay you half his wealth with the point of a divorce sorry OP
nanxi 30
He must've confused you for the prostitutes he's been seeing.