Anonymous
New Malden, United Kingdom
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Jessi
United States
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice try
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Anonymous
That's nice, but…
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Yeah, just blame me!
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Tree
France
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Anonymous
United States
Well done
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Pimp Daddy
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Top comments
whiskeey 14
How much did he offer?
VicRC 7
Take the money and run!
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Comments (80)
pwnman 33
Don't take his money, OP. It'll make you look bad. Separate from him but if you want to marry someone you find special later, divorce him.
kilullu 16
#38's comment made me LOL too too hard
Rallred32 20
"Douchecanoe"...I'll make sure and use that one more often!
Vanillanougat 14
If that's the way he thinks people work, no wonder he thought it was okay to have an affair...
classiceagle63 16
Did you take the cash then apply for a divorce?
annonymous8 6
Take his money and leave him!
Redoxx_fml 22
Did he offer half his net worth ?
kinky44 28
Sounds like he's used to paying women to do things.
weveallbeenthere 30
novel approach. how much did he offer.
SmokinGuns 13
I think you mean novice unless you think OP's husband is coming out with a novel on his scumbaggery.
strudelman 14
No, 'novel' as an adjective means 'new' or 'unusual.' Think of 'novelties.'
GirlGamer12345 22
Do not forget. It's a cappy thing he did. He doesn't deserve you. It's hard but leave him. If u really can't and trust him then go to counseling. Also it won't be the same for a whole
beautifulsoul89 11
@ 21...really?? Why would it be hard to leave someone whos cheating on you and than bribes you too??! obviously you never been in that situation or your really naive to say that!!
mikbrooke 25
i feel like your naive to say it wouldnt be hard. she married the person. obviously she loves/loved him. just because he cheated, doesnt make it any less hard, or any easier. its still a difficult, hurtful situation to be in.
GirlGamer12345 22
Because you still love the person he or she was. It's hard to loose someone you once loved because you miss the old them
ninety 25
95 hit the nail on the head.
cosicosei 22
Take the money and run!
melacortez 11
Take the money along with a divorce !