J-Ro
United States
Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Economess
United States
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
nothesisforme
France
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Anonymous
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Anonymous
Grays, United Kingdom
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Bnewlove
Surrey, Canada
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
alyssac11
United States
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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insanium14 0
I'm a straight guy and I wul date this guy
sosadrightnow 4
That's dedication to Will right there.
smokey420 2
will is the shiznit
goldspeck 0
Your life is ****** because you don't have a goddamn sense of humor, OP.
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
^Exactly what I was thinking
buttshapedfruit 0
how is this an fml? they rejected my awesome fml but accepted this shit!? blasphemy! >:(
spartan_girl 0
funny, I really don't like Elf, but I LOVE stranger than fiction. (I also like quite a few of his movies, I just thought it was funny that you picked one of my favorites, and one of my least favorites) OP- Obviously, your guy isn't being completely serious. I don't know what kind of PhD he's a candidate for, but if it's anything like what I'm doing (and i'd think all PhDs require a lot of work), sometimes you just need a little break from reality... apparently he wants to take his break buying and watching movies he finds funny. I watch every episode of my favorite shows on DVD. Unless he has dropped out of his program and broken up with you in order to start stalking Will, I think you'll be okay
indianabummer 0
Not an fml at all. Not only is your guy really smart, he has a sense of humor. Why are you complaining you moron? If it's that much of a deal breaker, leave him and return to your life of slowly becoming a bitter old hag with only her cats for company.
indianabummer 0
P.S. you don't deserve him if that's how you feel
applesmoothiee 2
i dont get it
reas0n 0
are you kidding me?!?!??!!??! you've got a keeper and your complaining... you should be shot... **** YOURSELF... not your life!
unpossible 26
I think that the "Whole Wide World" scene in Stranger than Fiction more than made up for some of the lamer Will Farrell stuff that I sat through, mostly because my ex-boyfriend loves him. Overall, I kinda like him.