Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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mileycyrusisgay 0
Why is this an fml? Will Farrell rocks!
gottaluvthedorks 0
maybe your just boring...
knockasauras 0
Will Ferrell is God's gift to comedy. Endgame.
mzhonesty 0
Will Ferrell is funny. Let him get his movies! It's not like he doesn't want a good job, and you shouldn't be concerned about what job he gets, either. Gold digger.
theciscokid 0
hey dumbass it says Rauj not Raul. if you're going to verbally abuse someone get it right.
wickidsmaht 0
OP is a shitty gold digger. I hope that dude has a PHD in leaving your ass.
leftnutz 0
sounds like a realistic goal. some people collect coins or stamps, stupid, maybe, but then some people think sports or cars are dumb. and it's their opinion even if they're wrong. :-p
hiphopapotamuz 0
this is a good thing!
cmc9540 4
personally I can't stand will ferrel there are mabye two or three of his movies I liked but this is sooooo not an FML. if my boyfriend wanted to own all his movies I'd say go for it and I'd even watch them with him there is nothing wrong with that. why are you even complaining you have no sense of humor at all.
sweeetdreeeamz 0
seriously? how is this a FML? Fail...