Definitely cold as ice. He was even willing to sacrifice their love!

Well, since the store already hates her, she could've gone off on a "your peepee is too small; I had to go elsewhere" tangent and she would be the cold one.

What's cold is it was snowing in the frozen sextion while op was eating ice cream

No spelling mistakes in that comment. Try to get the reference

Does anyone else just LOVE OP's insult "shitlord?" Not being sarcastic at all. Shitlord. The ruler of all things shitty. How original!

Well you're looking for original insults, huh

I think shitpeasant is a tad more insulting, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

I would not know what I would have done if that happened to me! That sucks OP! I probably would have just stood there frozen! Why would anyone do that especially if he cheated?!

I believe the correct term is "shitlord"

No he's a shitlord!

Unless she lives in a small town where everybody knows everybody.

Shitbaron.

Shitperor

I would like to thank OP for using the term "shitlord". I will be using this for any future situation that may be necessary.

As will I, 34, as will I.

Kakhan?

Haha I had to read it twice because I couldn't help but laugh when I read the word shitlord. I didn't even know it was a word.

(Psst... It's not.)

59, the fact that someone uses a word doesn't mean it's officially accepted as one.

*shitlord

Damn. An asshole shitlord I get, but sociopathic? Kind of a stretch...