FML : Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying....

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 August 2013 21:18 / United States

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By cheezball63 | 8

#5619527 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

Damn that's cold

By ninjala | 10

#5619535 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:30

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.

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By cheezball63 | 8

#5619527 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

Damn that's cold

cristy91 | 33

#5619595 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:48

Definitely cold as ice. He was even willing to sacrifice their love!

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5619609 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:55

Well, since the store already hates her, she could've gone off on a "your peepee is too small; I had to go elsewhere" tangent and she would be the cold one.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5619661 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:22

What's cold is it was snowing in the frozen sextion while op was eating ice cream

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5619664 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:24

No spelling mistakes in that comment. Try to get the reference

iBanana | 17

#5619690 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:36

Does anyone else just LOVE OP's insult "shitlord?" Not being sarcastic at all. Shitlord. The ruler of all things shitty. How original!

Krystal3408 | 32

#5619929 - Friday 9 August 2013 11:38

Well you're looking for original insults, huh

Soloman212 | 28

#5620560 - Saturday 10 August 2013 0:15

I think shitpeasant is a tad more insulting, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

By ZombieInConverse | 13

#5619531 - Friday 9 August 2013 5:30

well, he's an asshole.

webbface | 25

#5619697 - Friday 9 August 2013 6:38

I would not know what I would have done if that happened to me! That sucks OP! I probably would have just stood there frozen! Why would anyone do that especially if he cheated?!