Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
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cheezball63
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Damn that's cold
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ninjala
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Shitlord. I can't get over that title.
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cheezball63
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Damn that's cold
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cristy91
| 33
Definitely cold as ice. He was even willing to sacrifice their love!
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ElementaryEdGuy
| 18
Well, since the store already hates her, she could've gone off on a "your peepee is too small; I had to go elsewhere" tangent and she would be the cold one.
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
What's cold is it was snowing in the frozen sextion while op was eating ice cream
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
No spelling mistakes in that comment. Try to get the reference
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iBanana
| 17
Does anyone else just LOVE OP's insult "shitlord?" Not being sarcastic at all. Shitlord. The ruler of all things shitty. How original!
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Krystal3408
| 32
Well you're looking for original insults, huh
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Soloman212
| 28
I think shitpeasant is a tad more insulting, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
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ZombieInConverse
| 13
well, he's an asshole.
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webbface
| 25
I would not know what I would have done if that happened to me! That sucks OP! I probably would have just stood there frozen! Why would anyone do that especially if he cheated?!
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sarah1029_fml
| 7
I believe the correct term is "shitlord"
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PhishloverA
| 14
No he's a shitlord!
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slayertack
| 19
Don't let it get to you, it's not like you'll be seeing any of them again.
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RevenVx
| 16
Unless she lives in a small town where everybody knows everybody.
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kthsdm
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FYL op! Just ignore him
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ninjala
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Shitlord. I can't get over that title.
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Narcoterrorist
| 6
Shitbaron.
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UnluckyGenius
| 21
Shitperor
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cottoncandymango
| 17
I would like to thank OP for using the term "shitlord". I will be using this for any future situation that may be necessary.
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bunny911
| 16
As will I, 34, as will I.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Kakhan?
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MagicMike1496
| 6
Haha I had to read it twice because I couldn't help but laugh when I read the word shitlord. I didn't even know it was a word.
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Soloman212
| 28
(Psst... It's not.)
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iedsrduan
| 18
59, the fact that someone uses a word doesn't mean it's officially accepted as one.
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Nyx_fml
| 23
Maybe he just still resents you for that time you cheated on Monopoly. He should know what cheating means.
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badluckross
| 21
That's when you shout back "I only did it because you forced me to when you snorted your stupid cocaine, I begged you not to"
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Michael_92
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Well at least you know he is a fucktard and that you are much better off now.
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Spider_Web
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*shitlord
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mulumequitem
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He sounds like a genius
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olpally
| 32
What a sociopathic asshat. He really is a shitlord of an ex.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Damn. An asshole shitlord I get, but sociopathic? Kind of a stretch...