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Definitely cold as ice. He was even willing to sacrifice their love!
What's cold is it was snowing in the frozen sextion while op was eating ice cream
No spelling mistakes in that comment. Try to get the reference
Does anyone else just LOVE OP's insult "shitlord?" Not being sarcastic at all. Shitlord. The ruler of all things shitty. How original!
Well you're looking for original insults, huh
I think shitpeasant is a tad more insulting, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
I would not know what I would have done if that happened to me! That sucks OP! I probably would have just stood there frozen! Why would anyone do that especially if he cheated?!
I believe the correct term is "shitlord"
Don't let it get to you, it's not like you'll be seeing any of them again.
Unless she lives in a small town where everybody knows everybody.
FYL op! Just ignore him
Shitlord. I can't get over that title.
Shitbaron.
As will I, 34, as will I.
Haha I had to read it twice because I couldn't help but laugh when I read the word shitlord. I didn't even know it was a word.
(Psst... It's not.)
Maybe he just still resents you for that time you cheated on Monopoly. He should know what cheating means.
That's when you shout back "I only did it because you forced me to when you snorted your stupid cocaine, I begged you not to"
He sounds like a genius
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Damn that's cold
Shitlord. I can't get over that title.