By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 783
You deserved it 3 783

Same thing different taste

Top comments

cheezball63 8

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.


cheezball63 8

Definitely cold as ice. He was even willing to sacrifice their love!

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Well, since the store already hates her, she could've gone off on a "your peepee is too small; I had to go elsewhere" tangent and she would be the cold one.

What's cold is it was snowing in the frozen sextion while op was eating ice cream

No spelling mistakes in that comment. Try to get the reference

Does anyone else just LOVE OP's insult "shitlord?" Not being sarcastic at all. Shitlord. The ruler of all things shitty. How original!

Well you're looking for original insults, huh

I think shitpeasant is a tad more insulting, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

ZombieInConverse 13

I would not know what I would have done if that happened to me! That sucks OP! I probably would have just stood there frozen! Why would anyone do that especially if he cheated?!

I believe the correct term is "shitlord"

PhishloverA 14

Don't let it get to you, it's not like you'll be seeing any of them again.

Unless she lives in a small town where everybody knows everybody.

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.

cottoncandymango 17

I would like to thank OP for using the term "shitlord". I will be using this for any future situation that may be necessary.

Haha I had to read it twice because I couldn't help but laugh when I read the word shitlord. I didn't even know it was a word.

iedsrduan 18

59, the fact that someone uses a word doesn't mean it's officially accepted as one.

Maybe he just still resents you for that time you cheated on Monopoly. He should know what cheating means.

That's when you shout back "I only did it because you forced me to when you snorted your stupid cocaine, I begged you not to"

Michael_92 20

Well at least you know he is a fucktard and that you are much better off now.

olpally 32

What a sociopathic asshat. He really is a shitlord of an ex.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn. An asshole shitlord I get, but sociopathic? Kind of a stretch...