Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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Comments (223)
Immature_fml 0
this isn't even worthy of being on fml. FU for putting it there.
purplemnm 9
oh my gawd applesmoothie..idk if your acting retarded on purpose but either way if you don't shut up or smart up then Sirin is gonna ban-hammer you
Gitsandshiggles 0
so what? the only reason this is an fml moment is cuz you just share with the world how much of a lame ass you are.
PaulInTheSky_fml 0
I'm not a fan of Will, but this isn't an FML.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
This more like a Mlia.
perfectnothing 0
WTF can us guys say... Will Ferrell is awesome
klaark 0
I agree, your life is a living hell. My GF is obsessed with that freak and I'm considering having her committed to a state facility.
blastvortex 4
Just what the hell do his PhD and his desires have to necessarily do with each other? And just how the hell does this make an FML anyway? Would you do us a favor and take your non-sequitur bullcrap elsewhere?
HippL 0
You say it like it's a bad thing
rockerwolf69 0
thats not that bad.