By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

dBLIZZARD 20

I'd buy that tbh

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dBLIZZARD 20

I'd buy that tbh

Murilirum 23

Now I'm curious. I'd at least buy it once. That's for sure.

foamy red thing coming out of bottle....YUCK!!!

In the comments policy it does forbid text language. Just thought I would let everyone know.

#50 So TBH isn't okay but using OP is?

That's the first time I've ever seen a moderated comment with positive votes.

Sounds like it could be good.... but I think maybe he needs to put down the bong and get a day job to go along with it.

Carbonated ketchup... Sounds pretty lit.

CheekyRaccoon 27

It'd say, it's pretty saucy.

Way to give away his idea

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

For when you want to look fancy eating your burgers and fries.

katydid91 31

Ketchup flavored champagne is real fancy eating.

You'll be waiting a long while for him to catch up to reality.

ketchup to*

FalloutScrolls 25

catsup to

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

How do you know?

Been there, and I can imagine how frustrating and exhausting that is for you. He sounds like a man child. Try to talk with him. Sorry op

Who knows, maybe he will invent it, but until he does, you should probably tell him to get a job

You just handed out his million dollar idea!

Hopefully he already put a patent on it

It just a small loan

I bet he'd be furious if he knew she told everyone his idea.

I appreciate normal ketchup, I'm good

People appreciated normal phones before cell phones were invented

I feel bad for who cleans his messes up.