Love: Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 11:01 - Canada

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geekpower_fml 28

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:23

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

dBLIZZARD 20

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:20

I'd buy that tbh

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dBLIZZARD 20

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:20

I'd buy that tbh

Murilirum 23

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:55

Now I'm curious. I'd at least buy it once. That's for sure.

supr_sexy 9

Thursday 25 February 2016 2:47

foamy red thing coming out of bottle....YUCK!!!

JpTheGreat23 19

Thursday 25 February 2016 4:36

In the comments policy it does forbid text language. Just thought I would let everyone know.

killmenow03 21

Thursday 25 February 2016 5:15

#50 So TBH isn't okay but using OP is?

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Thursday 25 February 2016 5:59

That's the first time I've ever seen a moderated comment with positive votes.

zzctdi 3

Thursday 25 February 2016 23:25

Sounds like it could be good.... but I think maybe he needs to put down the bong and get a day job to go along with it.

ETA211 6

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:21

Carbonated ketchup... Sounds pretty lit.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Thursday 25 February 2016 2:30

It'd say, it's pretty saucy.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 25 February 2016 5:41

Way to give away his idea

Aerobic_Exorcism 13

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:21

For when you want to look fancy eating your burgers and fries.

katydid91 31

Thursday 25 February 2016 4:34

Ketchup flavored champagne is real fancy eating.

syki 22

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:22

You'll be waiting a long while for him to catch up to reality.

gabimk23 13

Thursday 25 February 2016 2:07

ketchup to*

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 25 February 2016 2:37

catsup to

picax8398 12

Thursday 25 February 2016 11:53

Get out

geekpower_fml 28

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:23

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

eski2015 22

Thursday 25 February 2016 19:40

How do you know?

Eliiara 11

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:23

Been there, and I can imagine how frustrating and exhausting that is for you. He sounds like a man child. Try to talk with him. Sorry op

RayN156325 21

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:23

Who knows, maybe he will invent it, but until he does, you should probably tell him to get a job

JayRod17 12

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:24

You just handed out his million dollar idea!

MandieL 27

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:29

Hopefully he already put a patent on it

wolf12king 12

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:36

It just a small loan

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 25 February 2016 2:49

I bet he'd be furious if he knew she told everyone his idea.

Mylehz 13

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:26

I appreciate normal ketchup, I'm good

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 25 February 2016 13:38

People appreciated normal phones before cell phones were invented

Leauge 13

Thursday 25 February 2016 0:29

I feel bad for who cleans his messes up.

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