Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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Comments (223)
LMA0 5
Haha everytime I hear the word phd I think "pretty huge dick". :p so this fml and the comments are great! :p
XxRayRayxX 0
so? it's not that big of a deal
TomasT 0
Smart guy! I have already achieved that goal, and am now working to own every zombie-movie from 1926 and forward. Can't really see why this is a FML... Unless you can't make a difference between your boyfriend the phd and your boyfriend in his spare time. Loosen up. Life will be easier...
cantfightfate 0
looks like he's got his priorities straight. next on the to do list? dumping you... will ferrell is the shit!
BeeSkwaird 0
Who's this Will Gosh you speak of??
CheeseBallWillie 0
who cares? will ferrel is funny. screw you, this isn't even an fml, but I but you **** up his life a lot.
chemist1 0
And? I am a PhD and own all of Monty Python's work.
catatonicsleep 17
Are you just pissed because he didn't say something romantic like "marry you and have lots of kids and a big house in the suburbs and a dog"?
strangersdk 0
How is this an FML? Quit whining, Will Ferrel is funny as hell there is nothing wrong with wanting to own all of his movies. Get a life you bitch.
catatonicsleep 17
i don't get what the PhD has to do with anything.. you expect him to only watch the history channel and national geographic and other "intelectual" programs??