Pranks, Dad jokes, Movies and Miscellaneous: Stop right now!

Stop right now!

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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You deserved it 7 579

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 20:19 - United States - Renton

Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 725

You deserved it 2 219

By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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You deserved it 38 680

By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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You deserved it 5 304

Movie night

By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc

Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 737

You deserved it 8 479

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 768

You deserved it 7 946

By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 415

You deserved it 8 960

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 924

By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 109

You deserved it 4 044

By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 044

You deserved it 3 195

Cristoforo 17

Monday 3 June 2013 5:25

You have a fun dad

Stormdriven37 6

Monday 3 June 2013 5:26

Awww, you're his precious! That means he's willing to fall into an active volcano for you.

Comments

Cristoforo 17

Monday 3 June 2013 5:25

You have a fun dad

ilianaaa 8

Monday 3 June 2013 16:19

haha your dad is awesome! hey you really shouldn't complain just because he does a little bit of weird things here and there. I don't even have a relationship with my dad

kenleybunch 15

Monday 3 June 2013 17:20

Hahahah this reminds me of the FMl with the dad who hid in the closet dressed like a clown and jumped out - only that is 50 times scarier

Stormdriven37 6

Monday 3 June 2013 5:26

Awww, you're his precious! That means he's willing to fall into an active volcano for you.

xlord 27

Monday 3 June 2013 5:40

He's also willing to kill his best friend in the world for you.

ironichalibut 24

Monday 3 June 2013 6:17

Yeah, take a note not to get between your dad and any rings in the future..

coversquirrel 8

Monday 3 June 2013 6:24

26- Lets hope he doesn't want to get remarried to someone OP doesn't like then..

MissA7X 11

Monday 3 June 2013 8:05

And start talking to seemingly himself, while starting a good amount of wars over your destruction.

alstbv12 13

Monday 3 June 2013 9:57

Or bite off the guy's finger that's inside you! ...okay... I see the line now.

not_a_robot 15

Monday 3 June 2013 5:26

If he really wanted to make it realistic he could bite off your finger.

bamagrl410 31

Monday 3 June 2013 5:26

But that IS funny... to everyone who isn't you.

Jharrist89 12

Monday 3 June 2013 5:30

Lol, he sounds like a good dad. Consider yourself lucky.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Monday 3 June 2013 5:31

Haha that's awesome!

mixinitup 12

Monday 3 June 2013 5:31

Not surprised. After I saw the movie for the first time, all I would do for the next hour is crawl on the floor towards my girlfriend saying, "My precious" in Golam's voice.