By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 001
You deserved it 5 255

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Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"

Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.

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Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"

Get all that money just Remember don't melt bodies in the tub

Strong words from someone who has a pink cupcake profile picture

#25 "Screamin thug life till I die before I passed out"

#34 look at you Ms. Capone. You just shot #25 down with no regard for health or safety

I didn't choose the thug life; the thug life told me "I choose you!"

i didnt choose the drug life the drug life chose me

Been there done that, never short of excitement. If only there were no risks!

Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.

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Dude, selling drugs is the easiest and safest way to make tons of tax-free cash! There's nothing that can go wrong(sarcasm)...besides death, prison, etc..

If you've seen the show you know you've thought about it.

Step 1: Learn Chemistry Step 2: Watch Breaking Bad Step 3: PROFIT!!!

I want to be a caterpillar.

48, what about "???"? Is that not important?

I thought thats why we major in chemistry? That's not what happens after graduation?

watch a few more episodes and he'll realise that they will be hunted by Mike Ehrmantraut! And Tuco and Gus! And probs the Cartel as well! Oh and the DEA...

Easy there Walter. Anything is possible when it comes to meth.

As long as you "apply yourself"

your profile pic is so suitable for your comment!

lol, thank god he didn't saw dexter

"didn't saw".....I can't.

Do it... Doooo iiit!

what's wrong girl ?

SEE!!!!! goddamnit...see.... you didn't SEE

i learned eglish from movies .. so i think it's not that bad

You're going to want to study spelling as well.

And grammar...

Well? Hop to it! That methamphetamine isn't going to just synthesize itself now is it?

Well, increasing the release of dopamine won't be the problem, if you know what I mean.

Yeah. OPs boyfriend puts the DOPE in dopamine

Well hopefully he has seen Prison Break before you get caught ;)

i love that show!! :)

So, does this mean I don't have a new drug dealer? Damn

you can come to my country... it's a kind of legal here..

Sounds good. Just wait until Finals week, then jack up your prices and plan your retirement.

Oh lord. I would've laughed at that if i was in your situation. Hopefully he understands that you cant do that. Funny fml.

Well, what are you waiting for? Time to get to work.