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By J-Ro - 04/03/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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Thursday 4 March 2010 12:21

It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.

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Ok... Will is amazing

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samantha_durano 6

Friday 5 March 2010 7:03

op quit complaining, your boyfriend's awesome.

Secret_Fire_King 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:05

I'm adding this to my goal list..

tboudre 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:40

even that gay skating movie?

applesmoothiee 2

Friday 5 March 2010 14:43

...i see...

esrever79 0

Friday 5 March 2010 16:28

#151 I agree

Nick_Stevens 3

Friday 5 March 2010 21:22

Facepalm.

purplemnm 9

Saturday 6 March 2010 4:55

...would you understand if I spoke another language of your choice?

null_fml 11

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:54

#169 - You're really not in a position to be calling anyone retarded...

Jake325 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:10

I don't think this belongs on here. I'd say this is more appropriate for an MLIA.com post.

youlose_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:52

shut up, your bf's awesome. Will Ferrel is hilarious...Love me some anchorman! (workin on my Master's in Psych) thanks :)

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