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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 July 2011 05:02 / United States
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By  kapippenger  |  0

Ahw, poor girl.

By  charlybarly  |  0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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By  charlybarly  |  0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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  JinDoritos  |  3

well, that is awkward. but hey, at least you get some. ?

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  fymother  |  13

if she can't love herself, there's no way she knows how to love someone else! sorry bud

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

She may have some sort of deformity on her stomach. (Know a girl with). So deal with it if you are grossed out by it, or reassure her that you don't mind.Not really an FML.

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  Rawr100  |  0

only in texas

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  Sexy_Lettie  |  2

I pictured a green one lol

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  badmamajama123  |  0

i picture black, with red curvy streaks going through it

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  Iamaninchworm  |  0

I pictured a pink one.

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  BrokenDreamer24  |  14

47- That's not true. I hate my body and how I look, yet I love my boyfriend more than anything in this world. I'm very self-conscious about how I look, but I would never go as so far to do what OP's girlfriend did.

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  adam797  |  0

i pictured purple one too with white poka dots

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  twinmum_fml  |  6

#153 I pictured a purple one too. lmao

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  FMMFL1992  |  3

I'd be distracted thinking about what's under the swimsuit and why she's so self conscious about it. She probably got a really hair back or something

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  sydney_herbach  |  3

wow I have extreme insecurities but I think wearing a bathing suit would only make that more obvious. otherwise your bf prob doesn't notice, unless u have a deformity you're prob ok

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  ceepevoy  |  0

I wonder if this girl is severely overweight or if it's a mental thing, either way I think it sucks that she felt that bad about her body that she went to that extreme.

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By  kapippenger  |  0

Ahw, poor girl.

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  CatEyes66  |  0

I wonder what she has experienced in her life to make her so self conscious about her body. Cutting a hole in a one piece bathing suit to have sex is pretty serious.

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  sansan2  |  0

nice pic #2

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  chongers18  |  0

When you saw her walk out you should've started humming the Jaws theme song and sexually attacked her, while pretending you were a shark and she was a helpless swimmer. :)

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By  justalilrandom2  |  4

Oh my, you lucked out there son, we all want a girlfriend who wears a crotchless one piece to do it...

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  humzizzl3  |  0

lol you chubby chasers

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  justalilrandom2  |  4

Chubby girls give more options for sex than normal, you've got extra folds you can use.... Yum.

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  applznoatz  |  1

I like guys with some meat on their bones! Guys just look like wormy meth heads when they're too skinny. I'm not talking naturally slim, or athletic slim types. I mean wormy little skeezy types. Ew.

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  chomoma  |  0

LOL

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  NikkiFlysKites  |  8

329, such a clever comment. Only a thousand people have bitched about the same thing. Bravo for being so creative.

By  xjessxjessx  |  0

yea at least your still getting to have sex :)

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  iSurf_fml  |  8

Yeah but too bad it won't get him brownie points, cause' technically, it doesn't count.

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  rawrriri  |  8

.-. at least you still get to have sex even though she's extremely insecure about her body. As long as your needs were pleased.

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  tsume24  |  3

you hate stupid people yet you think sex doesn't count if both people aren't naked, and you "refuse to believe that 'alot' is 'a lot?'" not to mention you even look like an all-around derp and a half. can you go back to middle school so you don't make yourself look so dumb next time? thanks.

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  nissanman_fml  |  16

I think iSurf's mother dropped her on her head too many times when she was a baby. She claims to love proper grammar, yet fails to use it. She says she hates the stupid, but her highly unintelligent comments describe her as just that: stupid. Just reading the about section on her profile caused strain on my eyes. Please remain in America, iSurf, so that your stupidity may remain contained within the US of A.

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  tsume24  |  3

165, as much as I hate being American myself, I think we should give her to the toaster waffle girl's mom. keep the stupidity contained and such.

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  tsume24  |  3

you didn't give us headaches, dear. many people can recognize sheer stupidity with about as much effort as it took for you to produce said stupidity. am I going too fast for you?

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  iSurf_fml  |  8

363-Jesus Christ, it's funny how much you can judge me from a few comments, "dear". You must really take your shit seriously, as it seems you're a die-hard expert commenter. Yeah, I'll admit it, I'm half stupid. I'm a hypocrite, we all are. Sorry for your time.

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By  mimititi_fml  |  3

Best FML EVER!!!

By  kings1fan  |  6

This is pretty funny! Look on the bright side at least you still get to have sex!

By  Mirorbo  |  26

Poor darling... can you really blame her? Society has turned very shallow these days. If one has just a tiny bit of tummy fat, they're ridiculed for it and called obese. It's sad...

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  DjeePee  |  24

But why do you think she's a little bit fat? I was also very self conscious about my body when I was a teenager (and sometimes I still am, but never like this), and I was the thinniest (right spelled?) girl of my class. You're right about society, though, but even the (extra) small and medium sized people have often issues.

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  SeedlessMe  |  13

Um, 65-she wasn't being 'braggy' in the slightest! She was stating that she was skinny, but still self conscious about her body. I was so skinny in highschool, I had no boobs! Not always a good thing.. I get it, chica :)

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  keyofdestiny13  |  24

No where in the FML did it say OP's girlfriend thought she was fat. It said "self conscious." You can be self conscious about other things on your body aside from fat or lack thereof.

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  smurfsarwales  |  9

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  bingababe  |  16

44 I'm guessing that if she is an FML user and did read this, she'd definitely know it was her boyfriend. I mean there can't be that many girls cutting holes out of bathing suits to facilitate sex......

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By  DjeePee  |  24

I hope you refused it, OP. I don't think it's a very good idea to have sex with someone who is afraid of her own body. She absolutely needs to love and respect herself, otherwise you'll both will get frustrated (you because you'll never will see her naked, she because she thinks (you think) she's ugly). This is not a good start for a healthy (sex) life. But boy, she has some serious issues.

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  annababyyy  |  0

coming from a girl with a mask on?

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  xXshadowrollerXx  |  6

11 - Usually, I like your posts, and I like this one as well, but I think it's best to admit defeat.

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  tsume24  |  3

djeepee, you had really good points and I totally agree. OP should learn how to make his girlfriend feel like the sexiest girl in the world, especially if she's got self-image and confidence issues. btw I like your picture so everyone else can stfu.

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  cradle6  |  13

Damn, people are ignorant about this kinda thing. 11 is right, they are some serious issues with this girl. 99% of the girls I've dated or even just knew were insecure and self conscious but this FML is just a new level of insanity. OP, I think maybe the best option is to back off from this girl. She needs space, and needs to learn to love herself. This is definitely a sign of something much deeper.

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  vistamar  |  3

haha im waiting for some girl to call 175 "cute." I swear every comment i see with him theres always that one girl that comments that hahaha. Its hilarious.

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  Proudmary  |  2

Eh, she'll get over it in time. If this is one of them long-term relationships, obviously. It will take her a while and will involve lots of lovin with the lights off...but sure enough at one point she will get over it.

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  8313girl  |  27

Being self conscious is one thing but this is taking it too far. Besides there are ways around an extra curvy body like corsets, thigh highs and garter belts. Make it sexy girls! Don't make it weird.

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