By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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charlybarly 0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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bigj63 0

if you love her then it shouldn't matter..

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knocking 0

Tell her next time a shirt and a skirt would cover her up even more than a bathing suot and still allows you to have sex. Seriously though, that poor girl. And I thought I had body issues. She seriously needs some counseling. It's normal to be insecure about your body but that is extreme. She shouldn't be having sex if she is that insecure. She will never, ever be able to enjoy it. It kinda sounds like you hounded her and hounded her to have sex and she just gave up and gave in. I really hope that's not the case, but if it was, way to go OP. You further messed up an already unstable girl.

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AeryFairy 10

Please tell me that first line was a joke.

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Mach10 0

You probably could have spent less time wheedling her for sex, and more time telling her that shes pretty.

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premiermois 5

This. OP, you have your priorities ass backwards if you've focused on banging her more than helping her. Even if you have tried to help her, you either made it worse or didn't have any effect. Man up and tuck your balls away for a while until you can at least help her help herself. You don't want to be remembered as the boyfriend who forced her to have sex. Even if you don't think that's how it is, if she was extremely resistant and walked out wearing a swim suit, you need your dick promptly removed if you think she was genuinely consensual. tl;dr - OP reassess your priorities and help her fix her mental issues first. This is tragic.

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fthku 13

I love how you people like to assume everything and think you have a clue about OP's life, his priorities, and what he's doneis doing to help his girlfriend.

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Mach10 0

I'm 31 years old, and married to a woman with an anxiety disorder. Exactly which part of this FML is it that you think im making assumptions about, BOY?

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WallyTheWombat 0

311, you're making assumptions because you're blaming him for shit that isn't mentioned in his ONE paragraph. It says "she finally decided" not "she finally decided after months of begging" She could have had sex before. Maybe something recently happened to her that made her uncomfortable? A rash or a burn maybe? there are SO MANY more scenarios that can be happening here but you assume OP harassed her until she gave in. That's how you are assuming OLD MAN.

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fthku 13

I don't see how any part of your message has any relevance whatsoever to what I said, #311. Oh, I see, you're calling me "BOY" and stating your age. You are far superior to me, being 8 years older and all, I see that now. Oh, wait, it just means you're a jackass.

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PandaPandy 6

Well to get her to start feeling comfy, start telling her she's beautiful everyday or tell her she has a cute butt lol. Don't pressure her into that again. Poor girl to be that insecure just wait a little and follow the advice. :P

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nanaprincess 7

that's when you'd "accidentally" rip the hole. and everytime rip it a little more. you'll eventually see her naked.

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woahimatatertot 2

Please tell me you joking?

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SugarCrazy 14

I can't tell if she's trolling, or just very stupid...

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coltsrock37 15

yeah this is no FML sorry its more like that's hot

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4nchor 0

why is everyone getting at the guy? this is the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard of. if the girl wanted to have sex then she just should have.... if not then no. not worn a one piece. im sorry but that would not be a turn on and i would not be able to perform. he has the right to complain. i would too

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

you are clueless. sounds to me more like he hounded her into having sex, and that you clearly don't understand how self conscious some girls get. neither of you deserve significant others with attitudes like that

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Rapture333 0

exactly man, this is some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard. obviously she wasn't ready for it

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Mach10 0

And? He's still an insensitive price of shit. You know that theres a word for someone who has sex with someone that doesn't want to, right?

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