Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body,...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By finallyready - 08/01/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

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kapippenger 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

Ahw, poor girl.

charlybarly 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

hey, at least your getting your ins

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3027357mike 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:20

lol!

guitar_god7007 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:20

u should have gone up to her, slowly taken it off for her, being gentle an caring, and said she looks beautiful or something. BROWNY POINTS!

Xathanos 16

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:22

Going where most men have not. Have fun ;)

nielzs 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:24

ditch that girl

emilieee_fml 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:03

your a jerk...

Littbuff 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:25

:/ poor girl.

Opium_Production 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:26

Shoulda left your boxers on and ****** her through the crotch hole

kayvan 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:29

Hot.

karagarren 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:31

you mean 180 degree? lulz

Captain0bv10us 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:33

Were there holes cut out for her **** as well?

emilieee_fml 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 14:39

thats soooo funny!!! it sounds like my little sister, shes really small and skinny so she thinks boys wont llike her but shes so pretty:)

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