By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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charlybarly 0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8

^^ point noted - you should have talked and comforted her more though! she would have let go of her inhibitions if she was more relaxed like. but still - FYL

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sweeetboy 5

Was it a latex swimsuit? Cause that would be pretty hot.

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19eightyeight 4

final year of College at 18? I highly doubt it.

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darkangel4700 0

r u a douche bag

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chengy4191 7

XD best and funniest fml yet!!!! but u totally deserved it though

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commietaco 0

he was pressuring her too hard to do something she didn't want to do.

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cradle6 13

92-How the **** do you know? You've read a 300 character story on the Internet and you automatically know their relationship dynamics?

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Symmetry88 0

Today, My boyfriend convinced me to have sex with him. I am very cautious about my body because I weigh about 264 pounds. So I grab my sexiest 1 piece bathing suit and cut out the vag hole. He was so disgusted he decided to write a FML about it. So I pretty much got spoken about badly to the world from my boyfriend, and I got no sex! FML

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