Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Quit your ******* complaining you got head!
fmluser2232 0
Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.
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Comments (125)
perdix 31
She should have put her thumb up your asshole, you ungrateful bastard! I think it is funny when they look down at your penis in their mouth and go cross-eyed. But not so funny I couldn't take it seriously.
invisiblerabbit 0
you got a ******* ******* you pussy. quit whining! assface. just be glad she didn't bite your puny dick off
ragsy 7
I think she was asking if you wanted a little thumb action up the bum during your BJ. Her last bf may have been into that.
littlegolferboy 4
Oh my God, if that happened to me I'd be laughing extra hard because a thumbs up already has special meaning for me.
darkblue_13 0
so you got head and thumbs up. FYL?
NinjaSpirit2012 0
eww...
pchan 0
Damn cry my a freakin river right? Most of the people here are right. Whiney bastard. A girl could laugh like ******* woody wood pecker while going yummy down on this man meat and I wouldn't even think twice about it.. I mean I'm getting my dick sucked.. Why worry about anything else?
mekzikinz 0
lmfao.
PimpDaddyT 0
lol #23. you said it
Reefer_Madness 0
your a pussy