Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Quit your ******* complaining you got head!
fmluser2232 0
Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.
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Comments (125)
haneki_fml 0
lol oh if you think your girlfriend giving you a thumbs up is weird..
jchansfan 0
You need to take sex seriously? o_O'
tropicthunder 3
lmao fyl
lonewolf052706 0
Is it hard keeping boyfriends since you don't do oral? I mean for me I would either dump a girl that doesn't do oral or get a girl on the side that does. lol. Not to sound like a pig, but I can put up with lots of crazy shit in a relationship. Just not the lack of oral. I've had possessive ones, crazy ones, bipolar ones, few sane ones, and some very very ungrateful ones. But on the positive side, most of them gave great head. I don't care if you are built like pam anderson, beyonce, and teanna kai. If you don't give head your out...... unless you like it in the back door. That may be the only exception. lol
nuttinick 0
and the problemis? you had oral sex!
Stephie_fml 0
Dude, her mouth was busy and its not like you want her to smile. Haha youre a dumbass.
superclumsy 0
dude your gf is funny isn't that good?
JackoTheBeast 0
that is the most retarded thing in the world
kindness 0
um. what's wrong with what she did? i think you're an idiot...
Blacksteel2021 0
damn, i never heard somebody complain bout gettin head before, pathetic, send her my way, i'll give HER thumbs up