Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Quit your ******* complaining you got head!
fmluser2232 0
Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.
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Comments (125)
music_baby224 0
dear lord..you are ridiculous. lol.
caZper 4
ROFLMAO!!! d thumbs up was LEGENDARY!
Sparkiee93 3
What a ******* baby, you don't deserve to get your **** sucked. I've never heard a complain about getting head.
joemk2012 0
if it were me I would have came on the spot
omghehehe 0
lonewolf: being a woman, i have to respect that (nodding my head)!!! good for u! u know what u need and can take. quite easy to please, if u have to take all that sh*t with the crazys. i have heard of women and men not giving head which is v v v sad because it feels ohhh soooo good, but idk if its a deal breaker (jus to be open minded). depends how good they r in bed (reaching)??? no, nvm. i changed my mind :D cant always possilbly get head but better get some! op: oh pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssssee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not many females give "amazing head" get over urslf (rollling my eyes)! I heard one story that a girl thought BJs was literally a blow, with breath. LMAO!!!!!!! :D
omghehehe 0
:) edit: agree to all ur commit but the girl on the side thing
ClownSmilely 0
why take it serious? I mean really she gave you a thumbs up take it however she wants to give it and then tell her what you like
ninjabandkid 0
your picture makes me scared.. clowns freak me out.
Kreb 4
wHY NOT? WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT SITUATION?
Danthema 0
Ha haha that is AWESOME! I want your girlfriend!
ForgottenRemix0 0
LMFAO, i would feel the same way, but still man, you got head. get over it