By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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did you swallow?

hahaha . don't lie , you liked it (;

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hahaha . don't lie , you liked it (;

No one cares about the cast of skins

No, I'm just the "I say it how it is" guy if you were referring to me.

you got me there. I suck at math. But really, I'm just saying no one cares about them because I'm in America and they're not. So yeah you're kinda right.

Damn I need to catch up on modern entertainment. I lose.

Hershey's Kisses? Those things are God-awful. American chocolate has an after-taste that tastes like vomit.

joooeee - What does you being American have to do with caring or not caring about the British cast of Skins? Also, OP, your girlfriend's funny. If she's a squirter you could try the same move, though I doubt it's as easy. Or just use your.... "weapon" as you put it.

Focus on the issue at hand. There is a young man with cum in his hair who needs funny things said at his expense.

"issue at hand" *snigger*

159- remove the "s" in "snigger," it's snicker by the way.

rofl that's the "first" time ive ever heard of something like that!

yea u didn't get first...

Looks like its the "second" time you've heard something like that. Noob

Some people just can't count....

Wonder if she knows how to count to the numbers in her name 1,2,3,8,16,20,9 9,1,7,80,2,577,400, I can't Am I the OP?

Aren't you a far shooter

ok, first im a guy.... and I messes up, whoo hoo, everyone does it look at the time frames me and the first person practically tied maybe a second or 2 apart..

^^^ Doesn't matter; you were still enough of a dipwad to post a "first" comment.

"I can dance all day, I can dance all day! Try hit me, try hit me, common!.."

hahaha that is added to my favorites!

same here damn dude sucks to be you lol how does your cum taste like my babygirl wouldn't waste it haha fyl loser

Lmfao mine also!!!

And boom goes the dynamite!! lol

ahh I love your picture thing!!!

very good reply here. seems it was well thought out

Be nice. She's hot. She gets a free pass.

did you swallow?

Not really that great of a comment. But good job getting brownie points with the hot chick.

Hahaha. Well said Joooeee. :D

Ummm thats not creepy D:

I think I would like to come out on ur face

Only 9 comments posted, yet well tought out, FML has a bright future with these new comments maestros. :P

Thanks for standing still, wanker.

Yer best keep lyin' down!

Son, I told ya don't touch that darn thing! Oh, and that is an awesome hat(s)!

this comment ftw

Pink eye scene?

can you get pink eye from cum?

At least you've got good range. A similar thing happened to me when I was receiving a blowjob and the girl decided to use her mouth to start a conversation right at the moment of truth. She did do a nice job of cleaning me up ;)

cum shot... RANK sucks bro

get her in the braces next time