Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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iHaveADream_
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hahaha .
don't lie , you liked it (;
don't lie , you liked it (;
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mclovin12194
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haha pwned
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joooeee
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No one cares about the cast of skins
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joooeee
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No, I'm just the "I say it how it is" guy if you were referring to me.
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joooeee
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you got me there. I suck at math. But really, I'm just saying no one cares about them because I'm in America and they're not. So yeah you're kinda right.
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joooeee
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Damn I need to catch up on modern entertainment. I lose.
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Zebidee
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Hershey's Kisses? Those things are God-awful. American chocolate has an after-taste that tastes like vomit.
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fthku
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joooeee - What does you being American have to do with caring or not caring about the British cast of Skins?
Also, OP, your girlfriend's funny. If she's a squirter you could try the same move, though I doubt it's as easy. Or just use your.... "weapon" as you put it.
Also, OP, your girlfriend's funny. If she's a squirter you could try the same move, though I doubt it's as easy. Or just use your.... "weapon" as you put it.
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TXjuggalo972
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go skins!!
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Quyzl
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Focus on the issue at hand. There is a young man with cum in his hair who needs funny things said at his expense.
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Zebidee
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"issue at hand" *snigger*
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hatestheworld
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Dude shut up
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toqwert
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159- remove the "s" in "snigger," it's snicker by the way.
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kirstyannemiller
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You do.
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FrenchToast94
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rofl that's the "first" time ive ever heard of something like that!
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sammy432
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yea u didn't get first...
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HoustonER
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ownedddd ^
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Falcon_My_Life
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Looks like its the "second" time you've heard something like that. Noob
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Deservesit22
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Some people just can't count....
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Deservesit22
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Wonder if she knows how to count to the numbers in her name
1,2,3,8,16,20,9
9,1,7,80,2,577,400, I can't
Am I the OP?
1,2,3,8,16,20,9
9,1,7,80,2,577,400, I can't
Am I the OP?
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therealdavid
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Aren't you a far shooter
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FrenchToast94
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ok, first im a guy.... and I messes up, whoo hoo, everyone does it look at the time frames me and the first person practically tied maybe a second or 2 apart..
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claireful
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^^^ Doesn't matter; you were still enough of a dipwad to post a "first" comment.
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Ololo_fml
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"I can dance all day, I can dance all day! Try hit me, try hit me, common!.."
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maddycakes19
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hahaha that is added to my favorites!
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joe2155
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mine too
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daaron
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same here damn dude sucks to be you lol how does your cum taste like my babygirl wouldn't waste it haha fyl loser
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Princessdani16
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Lmfao mine also!!!
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USAF_girl
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And boom goes the dynamite!! lol
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PaisleyKing90
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ahh I love your picture thing!!!
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brookeac
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Me too
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melissamoshh
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Wow
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noto_fml
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very good reply here. seems it was well thought out
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Nick_1993
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haha
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crudeandrudeguy
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Be nice. She's hot. She gets a free pass.
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carlycrf
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did you swallow?
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joooeee
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Not really that great of a comment. But good job getting brownie points with the hot chick.
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Miss_Michaela
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Hahaha. Well said Joooeee. :D
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carlycrf
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Ummm thats not creepy D:
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leovic
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I think I would like to come out on ur face
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sammy92
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lolz
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MLuckyCapoeirist
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Only 9 comments posted, yet well tought out, FML has a bright future with these new comments maestros. :P
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Nick_1993
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do you?
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konpaito
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Thanks for standing still, wanker.
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TehPiGuy
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Yer best keep lyin' down!
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MrFancy
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Son, I told ya don't touch that darn thing!
Oh, and that is an awesome hat(s)!
Oh, and that is an awesome hat(s)!
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7447
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this comment ftw
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TheDrifter
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Pink eye scene?
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Sweetie2u
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can you get pink eye from cum?
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scullster
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no shit
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perdix
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At least you've got good range.
A similar thing happened to me when I was receiving a blowjob and the girl decided to use her mouth to start a conversation right at the moment of truth. She did do a nice job of cleaning me up ;)
A similar thing happened to me when I was receiving a blowjob and the girl decided to use her mouth to start a conversation right at the moment of truth. She did do a nice job of cleaning me up ;)
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ScipioAfricanus
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Perdix ftw
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brt3420
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cum shot... RANK sucks bro
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GawZ
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get her in the braces next time
don't lie , you liked it (;