Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Quit your ******* complaining you got head!
fmluser2232 0
Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.
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Comments (125)
jaca6614 0
You got HEAD and you're bitching about a thumbs up she gave during it? That's like someone giving you a 100 dollar bill and you bitch at them because they drew a funny mustache on ben franklin. Get over it, douche.
reneekun 0
#67 definitely made my day. :D
Rejectofsociety9 0
...surely the thumbs up was to tell you she was ready to swallow, no? You fail for not recognising her willingness to slurp it down :/
technolove 7
LMAO that's hilarious
picabo889 11
LMAO i totally gotta try that lol. y is this an fml?
EbonyGoddess 0
ok for meh i cant really say nothin bout mii bf cuz he doesnt like his dick sucked. He says it feels like somones trying to detach it from his body by sucking it off.lol. I havent given him head but he said 5other gurls have tried to get him to like it,but it never works... he still hates it nd said it still feels like someones vaccuuming his ****. I guess we r perfect for eachtother cuz i hate it when a guy goes down on meh i think its disgusting nd gross to lick the ****** of a woman when his **** could jusx do all the work for him. LOL mii bf loves licking pussy nd i love givin head but we hate it when ppl do it to us :D hahaha. wow. He told meh(because of his love for pussy licking) if u let meh try to make u like it then ill let u try giving meh head... i had to think about that for a while but i still said "hellllllll nahhhhhh" :) ik this was a long post buht hope yuh liked it. :) hahaha
GodsOfWrath 0
Oops, wrong website dude!
music_baby224 0
"hellllllll nahhhhhhh"
EbonyGoddess 0
hell nah wut?
imago_fml 0
People who think these people are funny and "win" for doing stupid stuff during sex shouldn't be having sex, or should be having sex with each other. Because sex is a serious thing meant for mature grown up people. Not for little kids and immature retards to think it's some kind of game. I hope you slapped her upside the head, made her choke on it, and then dumped her. Stupid immature people who think Hammer time dancing and farting during sex is so "win" and "epic"... Losers...
GodsOfWrath 0
That's just an ignorant comment. You are obviously too immature to admit or just oblivious to the fact that sex is ****** fun. So get ******, shit for brains.
gogogoalie 0
dude your girlfriend is boss. that stuff is ******* hilarious. everytime me and my ex made out we always fist bumped afterwards. its just funny.
pasadenarebel1 0
idk what ur complaining about my gf wont give me head thumbs up or not u dont like it send her my way
charliikhk 0
omgomgomgomg!! I swear this post is about me!! HAHAH Shiiiyt!!!
jack443 0
wow dude u were getting head fun fun yay woohoo thumbs up awww man now its not fun anymore UNGRATEFUL JERKFUCK