Today, my boyfriend was telling me a story about his ex-wife. Just normal day-to-day stuff. He then got mad at me because I wasn’t mad that he was talking about his ex. I told him that I understood he had a life before me, and it wasn’t a big deal. Apparently, he wants a jealous immature brat. Sorry? FML
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Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, my soon-to-be ex doesn’t understand why I get so pissed that he has to consult his ex-wife over every little thing we do, including needing her blessing for us to get engaged. It’s none of her damn business, yet he insists he’s merely trying to not hurt her feelings. Fuck him and her. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend still randomly brings up his ex. He told me what kind of dog his ex's grandma has. What the actual fuck? Whenever we’re out in public, he somehow slips her name into the conversation. He's told me he hates her, but mentioned her name at least 3 or 4 times. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, my ex was talking about getting back together. I say I’d be willing to talk and ask him to explain what he wants from me, to see if there’s any common ground, but he replied, "I just mention something and you immediately attack me with this emo crap! I already regret even thinking about it!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Doom_Kitty 14
Never be sorry for acting respectfull and smart. Well done. Your bf should learn that jalousy has nothing to do with love. It's kinda difficult but doable, i've been there. Good luck!
Brightside86 30
I think it's easy to learn the wrong lesson in relationships. I've definitely had dramatic/jealous girlfriends and once you find one that is emotionally/mentally stable and acts like a adult it's a pretty amazing thing that can really surprise you.
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Doom_Kitty 14
Never be sorry for acting respectfull and smart. Well done. Your bf should learn that jalousy has nothing to do with love. It's kinda difficult but doable, i've been there. Good luck!
RichardPencil 30
You should say, "I'm waiting for the part where she did or said something horrible." "If she's not going be the villain of your stories, keep that shit to yourself!"
Brightside86 30
I think it's easy to learn the wrong lesson in relationships. I've definitely had dramatic/jealous girlfriends and once you find one that is emotionally/mentally stable and acts like a adult it's a pretty amazing thing that can really surprise you.
diraven 15
He's into angry sex
Lydmyers 9
instead of being a immature brat, it looks like you're marrying one. I'm so sorry OP 😞