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I'm an unoriginal moron with absolutely nothing of substance to say. Good day, "y'all".
No, not really actually.
If you can't make a good comment, especially for first, don't make one. Also, if you are going to say "cool story", you need to say it like this; "Coll story bro, tell it again. " then afterwards add in "U mad brah?"
I agree with 21, you have to add "bro tell it again " after you say "cool story "
True story
Good moroning to you...
Why'd you comment then, idiot? Just because there's a chance to get first comment it doesn't mean you have to take it.
I woke up one time, got showered and got all ready for school, then realized it was only midnight! Lol
If you're keeping up on comments, OP, check out www.sleepyti.me It's a sleep cycle calculator that tells you what time to go to bed based on when you have to wake up and averages of REM cycles so you don't wake up at the wrong part of your sleep cycle, and wake up feeling more energized.
Well I hope you at least cleaned up before your meeting, and not go covered in cereal. (Sarcasm alert!)
Meh, bring on the thumbs down. I'll live
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
I like potatoes.
i like tomatoes.
Or he stayed up late and woke up early
Oh no! OP, you shouldn't let this sit-uation bowl you over. Cerealsly, at least you'll make a fashionable latte entrance. Just milk out all the sympathy you can from the overseers at the meeting.
Oatlandishly good advice there, 9.
Why, thank you, 15. :) I alwheys try my best to prepear good adv-ice.
Nice :) couldnt have done better myself
9- You... ARE A GOD
#9 you're the man! Lol :D
Woman, actually, but good try. ;D
Wasted effort. Would of been better off dreaming that you'd woken up and got ready and went to work, but then realised you were still asleep. At least you still would have been nice and cosy in bed...and not wet and covered in cereal.
And the cereal revolution begins
When reading the alphabits..beware of all of those z's stuck together. On a bright note, at least you didn't drown in your milk. Btw, THAT would have been ironic if you had drowned and were on the swim team.
Yeah it would have been hilarious if OP drowned to death in their cereal. *sarcastic laugh* dick
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Oh no! OP, you shouldn't let this sit-uation bowl you over. Cerealsly, at least you'll make a fashionable latte entrance. Just milk out all the sympathy you can from the overseers at the meeting.
What a crumby start to your day :(