Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
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Top comments
jw90 18
Quit your ******* complaining you got head!
fmluser2232 0
Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.
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Comments (125)
coolsteve 0
big whoop, you got head you ungreatful bastard
HxCereal 0
Well, buddy, you're never getting head again. Way to go. Are you proud of yourself?
Bloodknight 22
Bwahahaha! A thumbs up seriously? Yeah FYL! I'd just bust out laughing from then on everytime someone went down on me.
IsntThisAwkward 0
You really had to take a picture of yourself drinking. Thats hardcore man.
PnKaos 7
It's more than hardcore. For he doesn't always drink in front of the mirror But when he does, he takes multiple pictures and uploads them online.
KingHumanity 0
Your girlfriend gave you head, and she enjoyed it? She gave you a thumbs up? Boohoo?
TriniRockStar 0
so y is this a FML ?
alex1432 9
dude, you were getting head. who gives a **** about the 2 thumbs up
FsoberLife 0
really? who let this through? **** you, op.
FHGrif 0
Lol
Mx_Rider 6
you ungrateful dummy why would you post this on fml she was giving you amazing head,you liked it, she didnt bite ur dick off or anything like that she gave you a thumbs up, oh nooo how will i ever go on with my life she gave me a thumbs up lol,you should have ****** her mouth literally....
kikrafis 0
uhhh....ill take your gf if having one with a personality sucks so much. i hate all the "today my girlfriend/significant other did something that makes me lucky but it wasnt perfect so im gonna whine fml" seriously