By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
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hardcorepunk87 18

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Going to assume that you want to charge your dick up aswell?

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krazy789 28

lmfao i imagined some guy with a monocle and a cane saying this.

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i_live_to_vault 19

I bet the results were shocking.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I find this comment thread electrifying, really.

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DrProfessor777 16

Stop resisting, and enjoy the puns.

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Dilexar 26

Very few puns on this FML are actually going to be entertaining.

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AviShtap 20

Man, you guys should be more direct in your opinions, and not alternating.

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Tomato_Cheese 22

In hospital* I believe that was a-*gets electrocuted*

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Yodaddy52 7

You tried too hard "and that is why you fail." *In my Yoda voice*

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Tomato_Cheese 22

How did I fail exactly? I got what I wanted

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omgitsmoe 26

How did you even managed to do that?

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hardcorepunk87 18

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

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PePziNL 20

Stop putting your weewee where it shouldn't be

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deathstroke990 22

how does that even happen

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Probably humping the carpet and his dick got close to a metal object.

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GeneralMotors 23

Clothing with electronegativity brushing against other clothing. That causes a charge and then it hit his naked dick

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thawny_fml 21

Static shock is for amateurs. I once pissed on an electric fence.

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Dilexar 26

Got drunk & humped one of those bug zappers. Sobered up pretty quick.

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itsalanis 25

I'm very static-prone, since I work with a bunch of material that causes it. I've been shocked in almost every place, but yikes. That feeling must be very uncomfortable, but at least it's super short-lived. :)

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snarkytruth 37

Must have been a real hair raising experience.

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