Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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Mr25_fml
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come prepared
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LeoF_fml
| 0
Haha, too big of a load to handle?
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Mr25_fml
| 14
come prepared
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thissucksfmll
| 0
Cumm prepared*
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brunogtz
| 4
doesn't matter, had sex
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Orion1434
| 5
Still counts
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skatepunk96
| 0
It was just incase he stuck it in the wrong hole...
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Safety first!
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Iskaria
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Not an FML - probable facial.
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tweetypie
| 18
Is this the guy that called his gf "dickeye" after he poked her in the eye? If so she has every right to be afraid.
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xoconnie
| 8
hah thats funny. did u just continue on withou saying anything?
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Kolby27
| 1
thats a win in my books
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number0
| 8
As a scientist, I wouldn't like foreign chemicals in my eyes either.
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IVIikey_312
| 0
that made no sense.
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Eaglestrike117
| 29
That's pretty much a compliment...
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zurisbloodyrose
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.....you're not supposed to do that?
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pyromania21
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guess hancocks gf figured out proper bj techniques on super heroes
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blackheart24
| 10
Makes sense since the username is hitintheeye...
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greenpixi
| 10
Major props to this girl, honestly. Sounds to me like this guy needs to learn to aim a bit better
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weeshnaw
| 0
.
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BeachBoi_Alex
| 7
She just didnt want OP to burn her eyes out with his acid semen.
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LeoF_fml
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Haha, too big of a load to handle?
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JustinComments
| 3
He's small. Prescription goggles ;)
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npnptracking
| 7
She's smart! She had to "come" prepared
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brown4lifejot
| 1
She needs protection everywhere.lol
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Ha1r1nY0S0up
| 15
It's fine just put on a gas mask before you eat her out
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Careful guys! This ones a gusher! ^_^
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Caramelox
| 3
Well.. That's nice.
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TashaRuber
| 0
Ewwww whats hiding under there? Lmao
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TashaRuber
| 0
Lool
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
#4 meant what's under op's forest nutsack.
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builditbetter09
| 3
Underwear? Haaahaaahaaaa -_-
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ProjeKtSC2
| 8
I hope every comment you ever post gets at least 40 dislikes... Just speakin the truth
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TashaRuber
| 0
I hope u shut the f up little ass
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GarrettRice
| 3
Haha 69 dislikes
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TashaRuber
| 0
Ha idc i have like 100 likes on another one
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jess_isamess
| 5
You're cool
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pablopoo
| 7
U look lika porn star
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
You know something went wrong when you biggest sense of accomplishment is getting over 100 likes on a comment...
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TashaRuber
| 0
Gtfoo like did anyone ask u?
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chels1994
| 11
no offence to anyone on this thread, but this made me crack up for a good 3 minutes
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The_Troller
| 14
I would've said the same but I was afraid I would be told to "GTFO"
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TashaRuber
| 0
Its honestly so stupid...
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chels1994
| 11
the thing to understand is if you tell someone on the net to shut the hell up or whatever, theyre just gonna keep poking at your frustration :-
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GarrettRice
| 3
Your addicted to Justin bieber
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GarrettRice
| 3
Wow nobody's gonna read this
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huggs15
| 0
Hey girl... There's something wrong with my phone... Your number seems to be missing?
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bossman57
| 2
Wow ur hot
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TwentyFourXXIV
| 13
?
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Jujubilee
| 1
You must shoot quite a load...
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Jirekianu2
| 19
That picture combined with that comment. Awesome.
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G0v3nat0r
| 7
*fap fap fap* lol jk, but still funny
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hubla
| 0
Well the guy says when handling a spitting cobra you should always wear safety goggles. I'm just waiting for the gloves haha
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Stealthed
| 8
And splash mat!
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zyth
| 4
I'd take it as a compliment.
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cheer21moose
| 13
That's one very weird compliment
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instnt1nfction
| 17
~fashion~
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dhardesty23
| 8
I'm not sure what I think of that..
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brown4lifejot
| 1
I'm not sure what I think of this.
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Justforlolz
| 14
I'm sure that 9 and 114 didn't need to comment in the first place.
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keeks46
| 12
Neither are you 124
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1JDub
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That my friend is the OK for a facial! Enjoy OP