By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 515
You deserved it 17 089

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come prepared

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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come prepared

Cumm prepared*

doesn't matter, had sex

Still counts

It was just incase he stuck it in the wrong hole...

Not an FML - probable facial.

Is this the guy that called his gf "dickeye" after he poked her in the eye? If so she has every right to be afraid.

hah thats funny. did u just continue on withou saying anything?

thats a win in my books

As a scientist, I wouldn't like foreign chemicals in my eyes either.

that made no sense.

That's pretty much a compliment...

.....you're not supposed to do that?

guess hancocks gf figured out proper bj techniques on super heroes

Makes sense since the username is hitintheeye...

Major props to this girl, honestly. Sounds to me like this guy needs to learn to aim a bit better

She just didnt want OP to burn her eyes out with his acid semen.

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

He's small. Prescription goggles ;)

She's smart! She had to "come" prepared

She needs protection everywhere.lol

It's fine just put on a gas mask before you eat her out

Careful guys! This ones a gusher! ^_^

Well.. That's nice.

Ewwww whats hiding under there? Lmao

#4 meant what's under op's forest nutsack.

Underwear? Haaahaaahaaaa -_-

I hope every comment you ever post gets at least 40 dislikes... Just speakin the truth

I hope u shut the f up little ass

Haha 69 dislikes

Ha idc i have like 100 likes on another one

U look lika porn star

You know something went wrong when you biggest sense of accomplishment is getting over 100 likes on a comment...

Gtfoo like did anyone ask u?

no offence to anyone on this thread, but this made me crack up for a good 3 minutes

I would've said the same but I was afraid I would be told to "GTFO"

Its honestly so stupid...

the thing to understand is if you tell someone on the net to shut the hell up or whatever, theyre just gonna keep poking at your frustration :-

Your addicted to Justin bieber

Wow nobody's gonna read this

Hey girl... There's something wrong with my phone... Your number seems to be missing?

You must shoot quite a load...

That picture combined with that comment. Awesome.

*fap fap fap* lol jk, but still funny

Well the guy says when handling a spitting cobra you should always wear safety goggles. I'm just waiting for the gloves haha

And splash mat!

I'd take it as a compliment.

That's one very weird compliment

I'm not sure what I think of that..

I'm not sure what I think of this.

I'm sure that 9 and 114 didn't need to comment in the first place.

Neither are you 124

That my friend is the OK for a facial! Enjoy OP