By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 23:01

Right in the pecker

  Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML
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By  KingAdrock  |  16

Dump her. If anyone questions it or thinks you're overreacting, ask them if they'd be cool with it if the positions were switched: you were mad at her and bit her clit...