Right in the pecker

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 23:01

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 081
You deserved it 458

Same thing different taste

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That's sexual assault and time to dump that ****

mando 10

"wannabe murderous ****" was the nickname I had in my head when I read this fml lol

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That's sexual assault and time to dump that ****

mando 10

"wannabe murderous ****" was the nickname I had in my head when I read this fml lol

Then you left her right, if she is doing crazy shit like that then it will only get worse. Next time could be a knife.

KingAdrock 16

Dump her. If anyone questions it or thinks you're overreacting, ask them if they'd be cool with it if the positions were switched: you were mad at her and bit her clit...