captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
that guy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Atascadero, United States
Paternity test
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
Densetsu1000 14
Dump. Her. Now.
ThuNDeY 23
Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.
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Comments (85)
Chazzster 32
Assuming most of us are interpreting this correctly and the girlfriend is pregnant with his brother's child... While this double betrayal is got to be really painful for OP, at least she was honest about the paternity - And that means OP dodged a bullet!
ssnow_fml 20
Look at the bright side, you and your brother are now also Eskimo brothers.
Wormgod 10
I used to live in Tennessee. Seems pretty normal for there.
Litig8r 5
Your brother's keeper.
flamingarrow59 21
turns out his girlfriend was his sister the whole time
IcedSapphire 27
Run while you still have the chance.
DeadxManxWalking 27
dump her and punch your "brother" in the balls
murph_fml 21
Ha, classic.
Cynistor 9
Southern loving at its finest?!? SMDH
vikky538 29
Civil war