captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
that guy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Atascadero, United States
Paternity test
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
Densetsu1000 14
Dump. Her. Now.
ThuNDeY 23
Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.
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Comments (85)
noreallywhat 17
So you are her brother?
Bquillero16 18
Only in Tennessee lol
Rodville 28
Uncle Daddy
Bragi 12
Be glad, OP, you dodged a bullet there.
Aiden89 23
Ah, Tennessee..
jackassthebadass 11
I think his lady is his sister
Quicky5_ 16
I know you are probably hurt right now but you dodged a huge bullet in the long run, stay strong!
thejokingguy13 12
Just...just keep cool and burn the bitches house down...wait don't do that, you'll go to jail. Ok here's the plan, punch your brother in the face and then the balls, tell her she is a cheating **** and that you hope she steps on a Lego. Also buy a plane ticket to anywhere but there and become an old wise man that helps people on their journeys while simultaneously fighting crime. Or you could buy a bottle of rye, drink yourself silly and find a better girl, the choice is yours
PhantomKitty 26
I honestly think I would prefer being punched in the face to stepping on a Lego. That shit hurts.
bandcamp 7
Shit son. Glad it wasn't me. Fyl.
noellebelle626 19
Well if you look at it it's better for it to be his then have a child with a cheater. I'm sorry, I hope things work out. Much more deserving of Someone else