captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
that guy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Atascadero, United States
Paternity test
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Top comments
Densetsu1000 14
Dump. Her. Now.
ThuNDeY 23
Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.
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Comments (85)
NNOTCHO 23
Looks at the state* yup
js2493 11
why is everyone assuming the worst??? Maybe the brother's GF is also pregnant and OP really hates babies or something
redskyontherox 15
the way the fml is written implies the baby is his brothers.
Lucywn 1
You dodged a bullet my friend! Go and find a nice girl worthy of your time and love.
meeksiminx 2
You know you watch too much Game of Thrones when you're first reaction is "that's what happens when you sleep with your sister". Sorry about your brother, OP. FYL
sassysamm22 7
What a hoe!
ezrajab 22
That's all kinds of messed up sorry op
ewwvtec 9
Break out the banjos...
faireanjell 5
Now ex girlfriend ?
Blissment 12
Dont worry karmas a bitch, now your asshole brother gets to deal with a ***** for a minimum of 18 years. No need for payback his own stupidity did it for you.
bad_boyfriend 10
My brother would be pulling his teeth out of the back of his throat