By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 085
You deserved it 1 282

Same thing different taste

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Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.

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why is everyone assuming the worst??? Maybe the brother's GF is also pregnant and OP really hates babies or something

the way the fml is written implies the baby is his brothers.

You dodged a bullet my friend! Go and find a nice girl worthy of your time and love.

You know you watch too much Game of Thrones when you're first reaction is "that's what happens when you sleep with your sister". Sorry about your brother, OP. FYL

ezrajab 22

That's all kinds of messed up sorry op

Dont worry karmas a bitch, now your asshole brother gets to deal with a ***** for a minimum of 18 years. No need for payback his own stupidity did it for you.

bad_boyfriend 10

My brother would be pulling his teeth out of the back of his throat