By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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ThuNDeY 23

Look at the bright side, your brother's in for a few fun conversations.

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crackpotL 33

Why does everyone assume there is a brother. Maybe he is dating his sister. Unlcedady.

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that_guy31 12

this pisses me off more than it should.. I'm sorry

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megnifique 14

Ah, well - It's not your bank account about to get much lighter my dear, rejoice in the Karma that is now going to be on display for you. It's painful as a truth, but also a narrow escape really :)

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fantasyworld 37

I wouldn't talk to your brother again.

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MoroseMoose 47

I hope you meant ex girlfriend. I'm sorry OP.

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PissyBitch Daily 13

You dodged a bullet there, dear. Find yourself someone worthy.

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