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How did you find out it was your brother's?
You wrote this beautifully OP!! You're life sucks though... Divorce your wife and keep the kid :)
Yeah man, I really love how this was worded. And totally leave her, and bitchslap your brother to death.
why the **** would he want to keep someone else's kid??
lol *** the shit outa ur wife
leave the cheating *****
73- OP has no right to keep the kid if it is not his and he divorces her. his wife may be having it but it does not make it his child in any way. Fyl OP, you probably deserve better than that.
I'm guessing you must also be against adoption, then, #130.
fyl indeed. yikes!
yikes is right simple solution though never get in a relationship...you always get hurt in the end T_T
Well not always and dude I would sleep with her best friend or her sister and say pay backs a bitch ain't it or just sit at home and play WoW all day
you only get hurt in the end if you take it in the end
If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
Or better yet, three! Think of the efficiency!
Why in the world would he want to raise a child that isn't his? That's like the worst of both worlds. "Yes, I've divorced my wife, and I'm also raising the child of her infidelity". I'd rather take a swift kick in the balls than raise my wife's bastard child
To #124: what are you implying when you say 'raising a child that has 1/4 of his genes is better than SOME ADOPTED CHINESE BABY.'? To OP: This indeed is a FYL.
To #151 regarding #124: I'm fairly certain the point behind that comment is that it's better to raise a child that is shares only 1/4 your DNA than a child that is completely genetically different. The 'Chinese baby' remark was most likely a jab at the trendy foreign adoptees. The likelyhood that it was meant to be racist against Chinese babies is slim, so stop being so melodramatic and sensitive. To OP: That's an ultra bummer. ):
I get the joke but why in the world would you ever consider killing a baby or abortion it's ur wides shed take care of it the kid never got to live y you can put it up for adoption if u don't want it but imagine if ur parents were stupid and got pregnant didn't want u and aboteded (abortion) you huh well y kill an innocent child for your/ her own stupid mistake
presumably sterile and newly single? that's terrible
great for the life of a bachelor though
what's first? killing your brother or divorcing your wife?
Man that is indeed f***ed up. Get it on with your wife's mom, that'll show her what's up.
Or sister....
YDI for marrying your sister!
LOL!
it's not incest, it's WINcest
:D I didn't think of it like this either... Lmao!
That's what I thought too, I mean we are all assuming otherwise, he could be doin his sister =P
That's the first thing I thought of...
wtf? he didn't marry his sister idiot his wife cheated on him with his brother.
That's what I thought at first!
Wincest!!!
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If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
YDI for marrying your sister!